08-06-2013, 04:27 PM
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Not so Cool ![Tantrum Tantrum](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/tantrum.gif)
I saw my car can jump backwards 6ft- without me in it.
Moron drove his car into the back of out neighbours box van which pushed it into the front of my Fiat 500![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
Moron whines 'This is the worst day of my life, I need my car to go to a Speed Awareness Course tomorrow'
No1 son witnessed the whole thing while he is unpacking his car
'Well, today has just got a whole lot worse....you have just redesigned the car parked behind the van.'
Any mathematicians on here?![Sorry Sorry](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/sorry.gif)
At what speed would a Citreon estate have to be going to hit a box van forward 6ft and then from the momentum push my 500 the same distance- on a handbrake?
'
![Tantrum Tantrum](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/tantrum.gif)
I saw my car can jump backwards 6ft- without me in it.
Moron drove his car into the back of out neighbours box van which pushed it into the front of my Fiat 500
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
![Gah Gah](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/gah.gif)
Moron whines 'This is the worst day of my life, I need my car to go to a Speed Awareness Course tomorrow'
No1 son witnessed the whole thing while he is unpacking his car
'Well, today has just got a whole lot worse....you have just redesigned the car parked behind the van.'
Any mathematicians on here?
![Sorry Sorry](https://twitchinkitten.com/images/smilies/tk_smiles/sorry.gif)
At what speed would a Citreon estate have to be going to hit a box van forward 6ft and then from the momentum push my 500 the same distance- on a handbrake?
'
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