03-27-2012, 04:40 AM
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Mark's Kawasaki
My bike shoved in a corner
My bike shoved in a corner
One week before Bike Night
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03-27-2012, 09:45 AM
0 At least yours is running! Mark can ride "bitch" with you
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
03-27-2012, 11:33 AM
0 (03-27-2012, 09:45 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: At least yours is running! Mark can ride "bitch" with you No he can't. 1. I got to have a licence (and insurance) 2. I've had him on the back of the moped in Bermuda ans all he did was whinge. 3. No one will have him 'bitch' as you put it, because he whinges. 4. Philip will only have me or Karen on his bike. He took Rich to London with great reluctance.
03-27-2012, 11:59 AM
0 His whinging is why they call it riding BITCH!
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
0 He does a very good job, even if he is on the front!
0 Once I was given a ride on a motorcycle by a woman. She used to tease me endlessly about riding behind her like a bitch. At first, I just kept my hands around her mid-drift, but then she decided to go real fast all of a sudden, so I grabbed her tits and held on for dear life. We only had just shirts on, no jacket or anything, so it was exquisite.
Never did hear her talk shit about me riding on the ass-end of a motorcycle after that.
03-28-2012, 05:49 PM
0 So Gunnen, finish the story, did you ever ride with her again? Did you fuck her? How did her tits feel?
Did her nipples perk up in your hands? C'mon man, we wants to know. 0 Oh, well, ok.
I sort of pulled her tits to either side around her while holding on to them for dear life, clutched them right through the bra, leaving fingermarks as I later found out. I wasn't too concerned with what her tits felt like for about a minute as we went from 20 to a bajillion mph in an instant and I just didn't want to die after having survived car wrecks and a combat tour. After my nuts descended again and it was safe to not be scared, I enjoyed it and didn't let go of her tits for a bit till she looked over her shoulder and raised an eyebrow through her uplifted helmet visor. Those boobs were supple, symmetrical, and a fine C cup. They weren't any worse than a set of tits on a 23 yr old should have been. Yea, I ended up fucking her. Talk about a fucking weirdo in the sack though. She had these rib piercings on her side, and sometimes she'd have some sort of thread weaving around them, like the back of corset. That wasn't all of it, but it was a very good education for a kid who only had a couple of girlfriends before then, learned some valuable stuff from her. I even tried bondage a couple of times, but I laughed so hard it pissed her off. I popped a few memorable nuts in the bedroom with her (and in her), but damn, if I never run into that gal again, I won't be too sad. I'd find myself too creeped out by her these days even though she looked good. Just that....feeling...like the one that presages a mugging or something. |
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