You know what pisses me off? / Rant Thread

[twisteroo]

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People that cannot be bothered to get up 3 to 4 minutes earlier to make a lunch piss me off.
They piss me off every day digging though a plastic shopping bag fishing out a loaf of bread, lunch meat, lettuce, etc, etc.....MAKE THAT FUCKING SHIT AT HOME YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG FUCK!!!
How many fucking miles do you have to put on a loaf of bread anyway?
Besides, I don't want to have to sit there and watch you assemble your fucking sandwich and wash your goddamn lettuce. I'd just like to kidney punch the next guy that I have to watch paw though a grocery bag for lunch and then carry the half rotted, warm package of lunch meat back home to his own fucking refrigerator.

[Twilla]

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Er... is it okay that I rinse my berries off at work?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Couldn't he just hit the deli on the way in and grab a sandwich already made? Hell, even ShopRite, which I think you said you have there, sells sandwiches to take away.

[Twilla]

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You want to know what Pisses me to no end? I mean Really,...........Really............Pisses me off?! Well, I'll tell ya. Its having to be stuck behind the average female driver. Now as a disclaimer, somewhere between 10-15% of female drivers are great drivers, in fact better than most male drivers. They don't have their head stuck in their cell phone, act like they have a complete football team of snively ten month olds on board, or just have their fearful head up their ass, and require oncoming traffic to be at least 100 metres away before even thinking about pulling out into traffic.

I shopped at Aldis this morning, and got ready to take the groceries home. But there was one of those poor defenseless, and intellectually oppressed ladies in front of me. And all she needed to do was just make a right turn so I could do same for heaven's sake. Well, I sat there,.....and I sat there,......and I sat there, even though the amount of traffic was very sporadic, and she could have crawled across the road without remotely worrying about getting run over.

I knew that if I laid on the horn, she would probably be unable to move for the next hour. So I got out, walked to her car, and asked her if she was alright. She nodded her head, and I shouted "Then get your head out of your ass G-d Damit!

Most women are without a doubt some of the stupidest people around when it comes to telephones and automobiles. And there should be special requirements before they be allowed to drive, or operate a handset in their cars. Most of them shouldn't even be allowed out without adult male supervision.

That's what really pisses me off.

Normally I just yell at them from within my van, but today I was ready to go postal.

Does your van say "FREE CANDY" on the side? That might be what's paralyzing traffic when you're out and about.

[Gunnen4u]

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I either don't eat lunch, or make mine the night before. I feel your pain, bro.

[John L]

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Does your van say "FREE CANDY" on the side? That might be what's paralyzing traffic when you're out and about.

Nah, no way. First off, I know that there are no free lunches,....or candy. And my van is just one of those Chrysler Town&Country things.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Damn spammers.

Sometimes it makes me giggle out loud when John L misses the joke posted at him

[John L]

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Whatever Dear.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Why do you bother to take my block and lot number if you are not going to pull up the info, you stupid, stupid drone.

God how I hate dealing with the township. I swear they have all retards running this place.

Did you know that my sewer bill is part of my township taxes, billed separately and not included with the rest of the taxes AND I cannot file it as part of my tax return? But - if I go delinquent for one quarter, they will put the house up for tax sale.

Morons, all of them.

[Flamethrower]

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Hey, a thread almost custom made for me! I suppose I'd better elaborate more than just making the albeit true blanket statement of "life, the universe and everything".

People that cannot be bothered to get up 3 to 4 minutes earlier to make a lunch piss me off.
They piss me off every day digging though a plastic shopping bag fishing out a loaf of bread, lunch meat, lettuce, etc, etc.....MAKE THAT FUCKING SHIT AT HOME YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG FUCK!!!
How many fucking miles do you have to put on a loaf of bread anyway?
Besides, I don't want to have to sit there and watch you assemble your fucking sandwich and wash your goddamn lettuce. I'd just like to kidney punch the next guy that I have to watch paw though a grocery bag for lunch and then carry the half rotted, warm package of lunch meat back home to his own fucking refrigerator.

I guess the stupid fucks never heard of a Kwik Fill. I'd bet they know that they can get coffee there on the way in though!!!!

I hate the pricks who bring a fucking seven course meal in rubbermaid containers and tie up the microwave for half the fucking shift.