Would You Rather?

[LKTraz]

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Give me the skunk. If they don't feel threatened they won't spray. I've stood within 10 inches of one and didn't get it so I think I could manage an hour.


Would you rather be forced to watch a 24 hour Barney marathon or a 24 hour 700 club marathon?

[LH]

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700 club marathon, have you seen some of the chicks on there! I could wear my school boy uniform.

Eating 12 day old doughnuts or drinking 12 day old coffee. Both have green icing.

[twisteroo]

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I'd take the old doughnuts, I've never had a doughnut that was too old or too stale, but coffee on the other hand has got to be fresh.


You are going 75mph in your car would you rather have a blowout on a front tire or deal with a 100 yard stretch of black ice?

[Jamminitin]

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A 100 yard stretch of black ice. Blow out would be pretty hard to control but I am pretty much an expert on black ice.


Would you rather be caught in an earthquake or a tornado?

[twisteroo]

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I would have taken the blowout, I have direct control over the blowout, I can still steer the car, the ice is bad, really bad. Anyway...........


I'd take my chances in the earthquake. I mean I like out in the sticks kind of and there is not too much to fall on me except my house, so if I got out of the house it would all be good. The tornado on the other hand, there is no getting away from that shit, except maybe my basement, but then the house falls in on me.


Would you rather get your finger slammed in a car door or have a UTI? (Urinary tract infection)

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I'll take the UTI. I've had experience with both and the pain from an infection goes away with antibiotics a lot faster than waiting for your fingernail to fall off from getting slammed in the door!


Would you rather temporarily lose your mind and admit to everyone at the company BOD that you wear womens' lingerie daily under your suit or take a job cleaning compacted anal glands on dogs. That's all you do BTW, squeeze anal glands.

[twisteroo]

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I've never squeezed a (dog's) anal gland before, and I have womens underwear on right now. That's a tough one.

Actually, I'd admit to wearing frilly things under my clothes. Hell, I'Ve said shit like that just for shock value. Nobody belives you anyway.


Would you rather make your living begging or selling used cars?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Begging. Used car salesmen are just too sleazy! If I panhandled in NYC or any other major metropolitan area, I can rake in a cool $1500 / day.

Would you rather get hit square in the nose (hard enough to bust it well and good) or spend a week living with your ex as if you never split up?

[Jamminitin]

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Spend a week with my ex. I'll still be pretty and he'll still be an asshole-ho hum.

would you rather roll around in poison ivy naked for three minutes then have no treatment, or have a severe case of chicken pox for 10 days?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I'll take the chicken pox! I'm already immune. The poison ivy will send me to the hospital and put me on the critical list!

Would you rather live in the middle of the boondocks with no means of transportation other than your feet or live in the arctic and its only you and your dogsled team?