Would You Rather?

[twisteroo]

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I'd take the boondocks as long as it was warmer than the arctic.

Would you rather endure searing gas pain in your boss's office, or try to laugh off the stinky fart?

[LKTraz]

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Tis better to share the fart and bear the shame than spare the fart and bear the pain!



Would you rather (be forced to) walk through Harlem shouting racial epithets or a prison shouting "I molest children"?

[twisteroo]

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That's tough, in harlem that shit probably goes on all the time, they might not even look at you, and 90% of the prison population might be there for being molesters.

I'll take harlem, I think the odds of getting away might be better.


Would you rather have the job of picking up roadkill on a 200 mile stretch of road or sit behind a desk all day in a cubical? They both pay the same and both bosses are assholes.

[Rhubarb]

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Would you rather have the job of picking up roadkill on a 200 mile stretch of road or sit behind a desk all day in a cubical? They both pay the same and both bosses are assholes.

Where is the 200mile stretch? Over here I would be ok, nothing worse than headless Pheasants, flat hedghogs, the odd deer, badger or polecat, maybe a domestic cat or dog
Australia? bloated Dingo's, wombats and bits of Kangaroo, the snakes would be a Major problem!
USA, I never saw any road kill, but that is maybe because my Uncle got there first and took it to the nearby cafe called 'From Your Grille to Our Grill'!
Office job? I'd need medication within a week and a straight jacket.

Go to the vurruca clinic or the dentist for an extraction?

[twisteroo]

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I've never had either.....but I'll take the tooth getting pulled out and I'll ask for gas, or drugs, or drugs and gas, and a bong hit, and some blow, and some whiskey, and....


Would you rather never be able to use the internet again or never be able to watch tv again?

[BallseyMalone]

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I think I could manage without the internet, I can always rent porn from the video store.

Would you rather be in a car with its windows stuck up and endure a nasty fart, or be in a car with the windows stuck down and drive past a slaughter house?

[LKTraz]

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I can always hit the throttle and clear the slaughterhouse but the fart could linger.


Would you rather have your spouse or your boss catch you surfing through a gay porn site (just passing through of course).

[twisteroo]

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My spouse, she knows I'm a freak anyway, not too much would suprise her.



Would you rather go to the ER to have a small potato removed from your rectum or take a square full force punch to the nads?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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The nads. Since I don't have any that should be cake.

Would you rather go swimming in a red tide or a pond full of leeches?

[twisteroo]

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I'll try the leaches since I don't really know what a red tide is and I can really swim, a pond sounds safer.


Would you rather fall 12 feet down a flight of stairs or 12 feet off of a ladder?