Would You Rather?

[BallseyMalone]

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I'll take the tomcats, only because I don't have enough tomato juice to get the stink of a skunk off!

Get caught lying to someone you care about, or find out that very same person lied to you?

[twisteroo]

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I'd rather get caught lying, I'd rather take the heat and guilt on myself rather than the feeling of betrayal.


Would you rather be attacked by a 40 pound pissed off raccoon or a 200 pound loveable black bear with a bad attitude.

[Jamminitin]

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I think I'll go with the black bear, as discussed in another thread, raccoons are bad-asses.

Would you rather get hot-boxed by Oprah or spend an evening with the most annoying person you know?

[twisteroo]

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I'm guessing by hot boxed you mean the dutch oven?

I'll take the hot box.


Would you rather fall hands first in dogshit or bang your shin?

[BallseyMalone]

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That for me is the hardest question, I've both nailed my shins, and fallen hands first in dogshit.

I'll take the dogshit

would you rather watch teachers take a pay freeze or watch your taxes go up?

[twisteroo]

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This is a trick question right?

I'd watch the teaches take a pay freeze.


Would you rather go without sleep for 48 hours or go without food for 72 hours?

[BallseyMalone]

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Yeah, that was a dig at the teachers union in New Jersey.

I'd take the sleep deprivation for 2 days, I can't live without food!

Would you rather be examined for prostate problems, or be diagnosed with gonorrhea?


TK edit- I fixed your spelling of gonorrhea. It was irking me

[Flamethrower]

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As long as the Doc has skinny fingers I'd sooner the prostate exam.


Would you rather take a chair shot to the head from Mick Foley or a punch in the jaw from George Foreman?

[Jamminitin]

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Easy-chair shot. Foley is pretty old and my head is pretty hard. I've been hit in the jaw so I know I want no part of that.


Would you rather have little control over your bowels or have little control over your balance?

[LKTraz]

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Shitting my pants is far better than falling off of things. You can wash your BVDs but broken bones ain't much fun.


............inadvertently blurt out the wrong thing in a biker bar or a leather and spike gay bar?