Would You Rather?

[twisteroo]

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This has gotten too grim.

I'll try to brighten it up a bit.

I'd go with the aids patient, I mean after all you are having sex, and she might be really hot, and you could not get aids or you could and still live another 40 years with free Obama brokedick health care. Anyway...

Would you rather play the lead role in a mainstream porn film and have to return to your normal life and hope to never be found out, or rob a liquor store and hope to never be caught?

[LKTraz]

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I'll do the porno. These days many people have done them and after the initial shock it gets swept under the rug anyway.


Would you rather get caught peeing in an inappropriate public venue or be seen and photographed in a gay bar followed by the pics showing up in the local newspaper?

[twisteroo]

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I'll take the gay bar, the peeing in public would probably be followed by a ticket and a ride in a cop car. The gay bar wouldn't bother me a bit. If someone saw the pics and had a problem with it...I guess that would be their problem.


Would you rather eat a slow roasted woodchuck cooked in a crockpot with barbecue sauce till it fell off the bone and served on a nice roll like a pulled pork sandwich, or eat tofu in any way shape or form?

[Loricat]

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Would you rather, set fire to a twilight poster in a room full of raving teenage fangirls, or get locked in a cage with a rabid mongoose.

I'll take the teenage girls, I would enjoy clotheslining them one by one as they're coming towards me.

Would you rather pass a very large kidney stone or have a colonoscopy?

Shit. Did the kidney stone thing several times. I will take the colonoscopy. You get good drugs and you don't know what the hell is going on.

Would you rather give Frank or Howard Stern a blow job?
(I don't know where that came from but it's all I got. hahahahaa)

[Jamminitin]

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I'm going with the woodchuck. It actually sounds yummy the way you describe it.


Would you rather make out with Mickey Rourke, sober and with your eyes open or have sex with his dog?

[twisteroo]

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Being that I'm not gay....I'll take the dog, at least that's not gay, pretty damn disusting but not gay, and hell it might be oral sex, you know I already have the peanutbutter on my balls.


Would you rather jump form a moving train going 20mph or parachute from a plane at 10,000 feet?

[Jamminitin]

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hmmm-I thought that was cat shit in your ass. Or was that TK?

Many variables on this one-but all things being equal, I'd take the parachute jump. I've always wanted to try it.

Would you rather have bamboo shoots shoved under your fingernails or a needle in your eye?

[Sally]

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I'll take the bamboo shoots shoved under my fingernails, at least that won't cause me to go blind.

Would you rather be a genius and hideous looking or mildly retarded and gorgeous.

[LH]

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I'll take the bamboo shoots shoved under my fingernails, at least that won't cause me to go blind.

Would you rather be a genius and hideous looking or mildly retarded and gorgeous.

A genius it will last longer than beauty ever will.

Would you rather jump off a 3 story building and break both legs?
or be dragged for 5 miles through the desert behind a rabid horse.

[twisteroo]

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I'll take the broken legs, 5 miles is a lot longer than you think.

Would you rather take your chances having to swim a mile in shark infested waters or have to cross 3 miles of hungry lion territory?