Would You Rather?

[LKTraz]

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Pose the question with two possibilities. The following poster then chooses which one the would choose given the choices and maybe a brief explanation as to why. These can sometimes get pretty funny!

(The would you rather part need not be posted)


Example:

......Slice off a finger or get a thousand paper cuts all over your body?


I'll take the paper cuts. At least I'll still be able to count to
ten with my shoes on.


Got it?


Here we go then!

Would you rather:

Drink a quart of vegetable oil or eat a box of Ex-Lax?

[twisteroo]

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I'd take the ex-lax, hell it's usually chocolate flavor and I know what it's like to have the shits. I dunno what would happen if you drank a quart of vegetable oil.

So now I'm guessing I have to come up with another question.


Uh....would you rater have to give rosie o'donnell a nude oiled up massage or have your nipple snapped in a mouse trap?

[Twilla]

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I'm gonna go with Rosie, she makes me laugh and I could bounce something hard off her head if she got friendly.

Would you rather have to walk naked through your neighborhood during the day or walk fully clothed in a really bad part of town at night?

[lady cop]

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bad part of town, no problem. did that a lot. crack rocks flying everywhere! "oh shit, it's the cops!" RUN MOFOS!


would you rather be eaten by a shark, or be eaten by a. prince colon or b. giant snakes?

[Twilla]

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Are we talking about oral sex from Princess? Cuz I'd rather have that than, you know, being DEAD!

Would you rather eat spoiled meat or have cat poop stuck in the crack of your ass.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Cat poop in my ass. I can wash that out after puking my brains out in disgust while trying to figure out how the fuck that got in there than be sick with food poisoning from rotten meat.

Would you rather run the gauntlet or have Frank as a dinner guest?

[Twilla]

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Will I have an icepick at my place setting?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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NO.

[Twilla]

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I'll take the paddling then. I'd still find something pointy at the dinner table and I'd end up in jail.

Would you rather be in a car accident or fall down some stairs?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Paddling? What paddling?

Running the gauntlet has nothing to do with paddling your bottom..... think more medieval dear.