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OK as promised, I'm going to stick this and let's see all the world's "geniuses" who may qualify.

Today's sad story is a homeless woman who died trying to squeeze herself into a tiny window looking for a place to sleep with her baby. Sad but it fits the criteria.

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/159784931-story
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And let's just link that imbecile who went adrift on the Hudson while floating on a sheet of plywood so he can see a sunset:

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The NY Harbor guy would be an honorable mention but the St Petersburg woman is a definite candidate.
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(06-15-2016, 04:51 PM)LKTraz Wrote: The NY Harbor guy would be an honorable mention but the St Petersburg woman is a definite candidate.

I predict that kid is so stupid he may wind up dead by the end of the year to qualify :p
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I dunno, could getting run over by your own car possibly be a qualifier?

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/162382125-story
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(06-19-2016, 04:47 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I dunno, could getting run over by your own car possibly be a qualifier?

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/162382125-story

YES!  That is most certainly a qualifier!
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(06-19-2016, 06:21 PM)LKTraz Wrote:
(06-19-2016, 04:47 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I dunno, could getting run over by your own car possibly be a qualifier?

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/162382125-story

YES!  That is most certainly a qualifier!

What a fucked up way to go. I wonder if it just outright killed him, or he was pinned for awhile thinking, "Man, I'm fucked now".
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I think he was pinned awhile. I heard today there was a recall on that car (jeep) because it was popping out of gear and rolling.
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(06-20-2016, 08:21 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I think he was pinned awhile. I heard today there was a recall on that car (jeep) because it was popping out of gear and rolling.
I saw that about the recall too. That's pretty fucked up to think he may have been pinned awhile knowing he was fucked.
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I don't have the story anymore, but they were speculating he lived about a minute after getting pinned.
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