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TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - Twitchin Kitten - 06-15-2016
OK as promised, I'm going to stick this and let's see all the world's "geniuses" who may qualify.
Today's sad story is a homeless woman who died trying to squeeze herself into a tiny window looking for a place to sleep with her baby. Sad but it fits the criteria.
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/159784931-story
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - Twitchin Kitten - 06-15-2016
And let's just link that imbecile who went adrift on the Hudson while floating on a sheet of plywood so he can see a sunset:
http://twitchinkitten.com/thread-4660.html
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - LKTraz - 06-15-2016
The NY Harbor guy would be an honorable mention but the St Petersburg woman is a definite candidate.
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - Twitchin Kitten - 06-18-2016
(06-15-2016, 04:51 PM)LKTraz Wrote: The NY Harbor guy would be an honorable mention but the St Petersburg woman is a definite candidate.
I predict that kid is so stupid he may wind up dead by the end of the year to qualify :p
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - Twitchin Kitten - 06-19-2016
I dunno, could getting run over by your own car possibly be a qualifier?
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/162382125-story
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - LKTraz - 06-19-2016
(06-19-2016, 04:47 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I dunno, could getting run over by your own car possibly be a qualifier?
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/162382125-story
YES! That is most certainly a qualifier!
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - twisteroo - 06-20-2016
(06-19-2016, 06:21 PM)LKTraz Wrote:(06-19-2016, 04:47 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I dunno, could getting run over by your own car possibly be a qualifier?
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/162382125-story
YES! That is most certainly a qualifier!
What a fucked up way to go. I wonder if it just outright killed him, or he was pinned for awhile thinking, "Man, I'm fucked now".
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - Twitchin Kitten - 06-20-2016
I think he was pinned awhile. I heard today there was a recall on that car (jeep) because it was popping out of gear and rolling.
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - twisteroo - 06-21-2016
(06-20-2016, 08:21 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I think he was pinned awhile. I heard today there was a recall on that car (jeep) because it was popping out of gear and rolling.I saw that about the recall too. That's pretty fucked up to think he may have been pinned awhile knowing he was fucked.
RE: TK's Darwin Award Qualifiers - Biker Dude - 06-21-2016
I don't have the story anymore, but they were speculating he lived about a minute after getting pinned.