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Now the Latest Excuse for Climate Science

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Now the Latest Excuse for Climate Science
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05-09-2012, 02:58 AM
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Here's a tidbit.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environ...uotes.html


Now to address the dinofart subject. Let's see here......dinosaurs farted so much they changed the atmosphere, therefore the planet ceased to exist......wait a minute, that doesn't work because WE ARE HERE to forward this theory. Hmmmmmm.....gotta tweak the data to explain away the fact that the earth is still here and can support life.

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Ok then, the dinosaurs farted so much that they killed themselves and destroyed the planet BUT the mammals were liberal thinkers and ate nothing but brown rice from hand thrown pottery jars which made them immune to the abominable climate change (and bouts of that troublesome common sense nonsense) and sang Kumbya continuously for long enough that "Gaia" heard them and resurrected herself. YEAH Biggrin that's it!
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So today on the morning news show they had the city's traffic commissioner pushing the new bike rental program in NYC. They're going on and on about it and while the commentators are pointing out how ridiculously expensive it is to rent city bikes, and how it is only feasible it is to ride bikes only certain warm months of the year, she comments this little gem, "Well, it IS getting warmer out, right? So you can ride more than you did in the past."

Can someone cause her to cack off?
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05-09-2012, 06:21 PM
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I'm beginning to think it is time for Garry Larson to pick up his pen/pencil, and start entertaining the masses again. Because these AGW Eco-Wackos are no longer any fun. That dinosaur cartoon on the last page reminded me just how much I miss someone with a real warped sense of humour.
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