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09-14-2012, 10:27 PM
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It was rude but more so that you made them feel like pigs for saying the obvious.
I'm surprised your office doesn't have some kind of dress code, even if it's just something simple like not looking too provocative or like a hooker.

I'd have said the same thing if I thought someone was THAT distracting.
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09-15-2012, 05:33 AM
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We need pics of said prostitute.

You will not hear any complaints from the guys, the sluttier the better.
When you walked away the guys told each other that you are a catty, jealous, bitch, and just pissed off because you don't look that good.
Then the talked about how they would fuck the bitch and probably threw in a few comments about how many beers it would take to fuck Twilla.

You see, some things never change, what starts in third grade just stays with you all your life.
When you go into a coffee shop in the morning and there are the two tables with the old guys sitting at them talking, what do you think they are talking about? Yep, the same third grade bullshit that they started 70 years ago.

I don't think you were out of line Twilla, I would have laughed at the hookers expense and then talked about you and her behind your backs, then ate lunch with either one of you and try to get into either of your pants. You know, just like every other guy on the planet.
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Yeah, I figured their first thought was something about me being old, fat and jealous but this chick's worked in the building for several years and the idiots didn't trip on their dicks when she dressed normally. I already told you all about the other woman about my age that wears hot pants and five inch platforms in to work... if they've got a dress code, no one seems to care about it.

Maybe I should mention that both these women are related to people higher up the food chain. Nepotism is alive and well, the hooker's probably going to get promoted quickly. I shouldn't call her that, she's actually a very nice young woman... I think that's why I was so shocked that she'd show up to work looking like that.
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I guess since you had only seen her previously wearing the jeans and shirt of the day in the shop you didn't really know how she dressed off base and off duty.

The way you saw her that day is likely a good indication of how she dresses when she goes out. Some younger women these days simply think that when they go out the "come on and fuck me NOW" look is appropriate. These are also the same ones who are offended when guys actually have the balls to walk up and call them on it.

Yo ladies......if you don't want someone checking out the wares then don't put them on display!
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(09-15-2012, 01:57 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Yo ladies......if you don't want someone checking out the wares then don't put them on display!

Well said, same problem over here. Clap
No1 son says much the same. Something about the gift wrapping is more interesting than the surprise inside.
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(09-15-2012, 01:57 PM)LKTraz Wrote: I guess since you had only seen her previously wearing the jeans and shirt of the day in the shop you didn't really know how she dressed off base and off duty.

The way you saw her that day is likely a good indication of how she dresses when she goes out. Some younger women these days simply think that when they go out the "come on and fuck me NOW" look is appropriate. These are also the same ones who are offended when guys actually have the balls to walk up and call them on it.

Yo ladies......if you don't want someone checking out the wares then don't put them on display!

Yeah, that's it exactly. I was trying to politely (this time) ask if someone had seen her in the building and I said she looked like she was ready to go out clubbing. I guess I've officially turned into an old fuddy duddy but even back in the crazy 70s and 80s, we didn't dress like pros when we went out. Although I did wear one of those cotton gauze Indian shirts with the beading around the neck... remember those?... without a bra. So I guess that could be considered as brazen.

Hey, I found one sort of similar! I loved this shirt.

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(09-15-2012, 03:08 PM)Twilla Wrote: Although I did wear one of those cotton gauze Indian shirts with the beading around the neck... remember those?... without a bra.
I'm sure you had the tits for it too.....you still do. Blush
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I had a ton of those shirts too! Loved them, but was not as brazen as you to go without a bra.

Was in the mall to get my computer today and the place was full of 'hoochies'. No one has any modesty anymore and I thought we were wild as kids.
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09-17-2012, 03:25 PM
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Mark started his new job officially today!

Which means I have to put the evening meal on in future Scratchead

Tonight it was 'put the pasta in the oven when you get in from work and it will be ready when I get in'
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Get home.. put on oven... go to fridge.. take out pasta dish...errr....which one?
There are two Gah
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'Yep'
Use brains.... big dish of pasta.

Still haven't found out about the other dish.
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09-21-2012, 08:02 AM
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Next time holler to me on the skype and I'll walk you through cooking your own mean and you can impress Mark Wink

So last night I'm in the Apple store, again, picking up my computer. After putting ALL the laptops and big machines browsers on TK.com, I walk up to the desk and pick up my computer. As I'm wrapping it up in thick beach towel, the lady waiting for help with her phone asks me, "You brought your TV in for repair?" Doh Hysterical
I had to explain to her it's a computer. She said she only needs her phone for Facebook Swoon (we need a groan smiley) and then proceeded to ask me why I would need such a big screen.

Erm... did she not notice ALL the other computers in the store? You have three aisles of them you must walk through to get to where she was sitting (at the kids table btw).
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