The Completely Pointless Thread II

[Discarda]

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Yes, I'm furious. I'm so mad, I could spit nails. Well, maybe watermelon seeds... nails are usually galvanized steel and that's really unhealthy, at least that's what I read. And I like watermelon. But you know what, they have those little round watermelons now that don't have seeds and they're a lot easier to eat. So maybe I'll just spit after I brush my teeth. Yeah, I think I'll do that instead.

Thanks for asking.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Goddamn it's hot outside again. I think I'm going to spend the day in the pool.

Yesterday was so humid you couldn't even enjoy the pool. I couldn't even breathe out there it was so hot.

[Discarda]

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It's rained for three months solid here stop complaining, summer my arse.

[Twilla]

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I've been pretty lucky where I live but we've got a severe drought in most of the country that's ruining the crops which in turn will effect beef production and nobody better fuck with my ability to get beef.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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We had some nice petite sirloin Sunday for dinner. Pepper crusted under a layer of melted Asiago cheese. Yummmmm

Fucking heatwave here. The air is so thick it's hard to breathe out there. I'm going to take care of the pool early so I don't stand out in the direct sun doing it later.

Midnight swims in this heat are fun.

[Twilla]

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You're supposed to make it sound sexy, don't you know. "I like to slip out of bed with my hair all mussed after making love to my lovah and sliding into the cool water, letting it caress my naked breasts in the moonlight."

That way you get the guys all heated up and they give you empty compliments on how hot and sexy you are. At least that's the way it works at over forums I've seen.

[Gunnen4u]

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You could even be the worst looking woman in the world, and say that on a forum and get away with it.

The internet: where the men are men, the women are often men, and the children are FBI agents.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I don't need that kind of validation, Twilla.
I have a man who shares a very healthy sex life with me.

One thing is for sure, we don't leave splooge in the pool. That's just gross.

[PIG]

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you know....I seem to constantly look in on this thread when somebody has just posted some fucked up shit...

[twisteroo]

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I like getting out of bed at 4am before the sun rises, without even rubbing the sleep from my eyes, pouring a very large mug of piping hot coffee and sliding naked into the hot tub with the sheen of the water and moonlight gleaming off off my chiseled abs and toned butt. As the birds begin to chirp and the sun rises the bubbles caress my body in the steamy water creating a mist the cool morning air.
Then before I can finish the first mug of coffee I usually have to run into the house and take a dump.