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10-24-2013, 02:29 PM
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As a man, I'm not offended by vibrators and I don't understand why some guys are, hey here's a battery powered dick that can make you cum but without the intimacy of a man.

Here's why my brain said:

"Hmm how can i use this to make her cum harder while i'm fucking her, so when she uses it she will still want me there"

/problem.

yw.
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10-24-2013, 05:58 PM
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Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.
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10-24-2013, 06:11 PM
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(10-24-2013, 05:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

Rofl That cracked me up.
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10-24-2013, 08:25 PM
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(10-24-2013, 05:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

No sir, if she starts feeling that way you have clearly failed in asserting your masculinity.
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10-24-2013, 08:26 PM
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(10-24-2013, 06:11 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:
(10-24-2013, 05:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

Rofl That cracked me up.

yeah it was funny but don't encourage him ffs
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The man needs no encouragement.
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Excellent excerpt from Holy Grail!
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10-27-2013, 09:40 AM
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I've just chased a zombie down the driveway with a crochet hook Crazy

*Coming round here when I'm busy
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10-27-2013, 10:32 AM
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(10-27-2013, 09:40 AM)Rhubarb Wrote: I've just chased a zombie down the driveway with a crochet hook Crazy

*Coming round here when I'm busy

LOL

Good one Trudi! Rofl
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