As a man, I'm not offended by vibrators and I don't understand why some guys are, hey here's a battery powered dick that can make you cum but without the intimacy of a man.

Here's why my brain said:

"Hmm how can i use this to make her cum harder while i'm fucking her, so when she uses it she will still want me there"

/problem.

yw.

Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

(10-24-2013, 05:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

That cracked me up.

(10-24-2013, 05:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

No sir, if she starts feeling that way you have clearly failed in asserting your masculinity.

(10-24-2013, 06:11 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:

(10-24-2013, 05:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Until she starts thinking the same way and wants to shove it up your ass, then things change a bit.

That cracked me up.

yeah it was funny but don't encourage him ffs

The man needs no encouragement.

Excellent excerpt from Holy Grail!

I've just chased a zombie down the driveway with a crochet hook

*Coming round here when I'm busy

(10-27-2013, 09:40 AM)Rhubarb Wrote: I've just chased a zombie down the driveway with a crochet hook

*Coming round here when I'm busy

LOL

Good one Trudi!