You know what pisses me off? / Rant Thread
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You know what pisses me off? / Rant Thread
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Favorite Quote: Put your foot down the road has to go somewhere 'Eric Carlsson'
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03-19-2012, 05:49 PM
0 They get shoved onto the trike section at Bike Night (in 3 weeks!) and not popular. I've only seen one and it belongs to a bloke in the next road who is the chairman for the Arrowheads, the local Trike club. He has four or five trikes and I've only seen it on the road once.
It would not be accepted for a bike test. ![[Image: rhubarb.gif]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/cmne/albums/userpics/10001/rhubarb.gif)
 Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
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03-19-2012, 08:21 PM
![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg) I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
 Favorite Quote: "We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." -- Winston Churchill
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03-20-2012, 08:19 AM
0 I can just picture the CanAm (Polaris really) designers half sloshed on a Friday night at their favorite watering hole coming up with this thing.
"Hey hey guys....I jusht got a great fucking idea!" "Oh yeah? What's that John?" "What if we made a trike but put the single wheel in the BACK? I'll bet thereshh shome fuggin' yuppies that would actually buy the fuckin' thingsh.!" "Yeah.....ok....let'sh pitch it to manegement and markeding. I'm shhhhure that'll go over!" (Whole table full of designers laughs till they puke) Come Monday one of them is relating this (intended to be humorous) story to his marketing/management schlub buddy and the fucker actually kicks it upstairs! Much to everyone's surprise they decide to go with it! I mean come on......that's likely how they came up with those fucking monstrosities, don't ya think? ![[Image: alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg]](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/lktraz/Sigs%20and%20Avs/alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg) ![[Image: dont_care_offended.gif]](http://s17.photobucket.com/user/lktraz/media/Sigs%20and%20Avs/2012%20Bumper%20stickers/dont_care_offended.gif.html) Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
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03-20-2012, 08:32 AM
0 I think they were created for someone's pansy-assed boy who never could get the hang of his dirt bike with two wheels, so when he got tired of dirt on those three or four wheel things, they designed this for him and convinced him it's cool and he's not a retard for never mastering two wheels. I bet his bicycle still has training wheels on it.
Those three and four wheel things are farm vehicles as far as I'm concerned. I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
Favorite Quote: "We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." -- Winston Churchill
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03-20-2012, 09:05 AM
0 (03-20-2012, 08:32 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I think they were created for someone's pansy-assed boy who never could get the hang of his dirt bike with two wheels, so when he got tired of dirt on those three or four wheel things, they designed this for him and convinced him it's cool and he's not a retard for never mastering two wheels. Ya know......we may both have elements that went into those things. The drunk designers and the management schlub probably has the pansy kid. (03-20-2012, 08:32 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I bet his bicycle still has training wheels on it. I'll bet he was a "bubble wrap" protected child too!  (03-20-2012, 08:32 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Those three and four wheel things are farm vehicles as far as I'm concerned. Damn straight! Favorite Quote: Put your foot down the road has to go somewhere 'Eric Carlsson'
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03-23-2012, 06:13 PM
0 People with engraving guns that put their name on 10,000 things that they own....piss me off.
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0 I put my name on important things like my Leatherman, Gerber knife, my tools, etc.
Really though, I understand where you're coming from. No real reason why, but what people do tends to irritate me just because they do them. Favorite Quote: I've been up to my tits in drugs all day
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03-24-2012, 05:06 AM
0 I've been known to put an address label under the butt plate of my shotguns and stuff, but don't carve shit up where it can be seen.
Fucking taco bell still pisses me off. I have not been to one since the bullshit last summer in Va. Favorite Quote: I've been up to my tits in drugs all day
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03-24-2012, 06:44 AM
0 It pisses me off when there is a drop down box thing to click on for countries and the US is not the very first on the list. Fucking alphabetical commies.
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