You know what pisses me off? / Rant Thread

[Gunnen4u]

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I walk my dog and the male weinerhund most days of the week. I keep them on a leash at all times.

Yet, somehow, this is a concept beyond most people. If your fucking rotweiler/mutt thing comes over and starts fighting with my dogs, it's going to get shot, got it pal?

This almost happened today, and I was extremely afraid for the little guy I had with me. The owner was fucking oblivious about what his dog was doing till he heard barking and snarling and came running over like two minutes later to find me about to pop his dog one 9mm+P in the head after kicking at it to go away. He got upset and I threatened to call the sheriff about a dog attack (good bye, Fido, put to sleep because your owner sucks), to which of course, he leashed his dog and left after telling me to get fucked.

Like he'd try to "fuck me up" anyhow, fucking SWPL pussy. I hate yuppies and white suburbanites so much at times.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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There's a guy who's always got his little foofy dog off the leash here. He lives right next to the 4 lane highway which is busy at all times. Pisses me off to see the dog off the leash like that and I told him so on many occasions. He fully trusts his dog won't run off and chase something into the road. Idiot.

Today's irk - TRAWL through vs TROLL through. Morons, you cannot TROLL through an amount of something looking for what you need. You TRAWL through - like when someone is fishing and they are trawling looking for fish.

trawl |trôl|
verb [ intrans. ]
fish with a trawl net or seine : the boats trawled for flounder | [as n. ] ( trawling) restrictions on excessive trawling were urgently needed.
• [ trans. ] catch with a trawl net.
• sift through as part of a search : they trawled through twenty-five-year-old confidential files | [ trans. ] he trawled his memory and remembered locking the door.
• [ trans. ] drag or trail (something) through water or other liquid : she trawled a toe to test the temperature.
noun
1 an act of fishing with a trawl net : they had caught two trout on the lazy trawl.
• an act of sifting through something as part of a search : we did a trawl of supermarkets and health-food stores | a constant trawl for information.
2 (also trawl net) a large wide-mouthed fishing net dragged by a vessel along the bottom or in the midwater of the sea or a lake.
3 (also trawl line) another term for long line .
ORIGIN mid 16th cent. (as a verb): probably from Middle Dutch traghelen ‘to drag’ (related to traghel ‘dragnet’ ), perhaps from Latin tragula ‘dragnet.’

[LKTraz]

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In the idiot driver category:

What the fuck about the goddamned big white fucking stop line do they not understand?

There is a REASON that line is where it is. Then, when someone driving a tractor trailer (like me) attempts to make a turn, the retarded fucker sitting 2 car lengths in front of the line looks at me like I am the one doing something wrong!!!!! This is usually followed by a bunch of dirty looks and maybe the jackwad giving me the finger. More often than not it ends up holding up traffic till the genius gets the other cars to back up and let me through. It also holds up the people behind me.

If the witless prick had stopped behind the line like he was supposed to I could have easily made the turn and been long gone!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Blow him a kiss when it happens again. They get really pissed when you do that.

[twisteroo]

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The back wheels of an egg truck crunching over his hood would probably teach him a thing or two.


Solar flares that do not happen piss me off. Fucking egg head scientists. Assholes, what the fuck do they know anyway?

[twisteroo]

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Uh yeah, spring forward pisses me off too.

My daily porn site has not been updated yet. C'mon you lazy fucks, the clock says 4 o'clock!!!!

[Rhubarb]

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you have already lost an hour of prawn fishing? Thanks for letting know, we haven't here yet.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Twist's nuts are really tucked up tight today!

I hate when Playstation cheats.

[twisteroo]

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Auto flush toilets piss me off when the flush before I can check my work.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I hate them too. What's worse is the splash effect from some of them! No matter how high you hover, you're always splashed from the damn things.