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07-06-2010, 05:31 AM
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* twisteroo uses an extra large industrial size fan to blow the bird quickly over the mine field, then fires a laser quided heat seeking missle at it.
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07-06-2010, 09:37 AM
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* Twitchin Kitten fires an interceptor missile from her helicopter and leans out the door and swoops birdie up in her butterfly net and heads straight toward Oyster Creek's nuclear reactor chimney's.
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07-06-2010, 05:21 PM
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Rhubarb has a rubber bung pushed onto the top of the chimney and birdie bounces off and up into outer space.
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07-06-2010, 05:28 PM
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* LKTraz orbits by whacks birdie back toward earth at terminal velocity with a giant tennis racket thus assuring a terminated bird on impact.
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Rhubarb builds up a huge thunder cloud which slows velocity but attracts the electricity ions.
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* twisteroo shoots a steel rod straight at the birdie as it falls, attracting the lightining away, but is about to spear the birdie through the gizzard.
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07-26-2010, 02:49 PM
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* LKTraz flies in between birdie and the steel rod with a "borrowed" A-10 and uses the titanium armored cockpit to deflect the rod harmlessly away.

Circling around I take aim with the 30mm chain gun and let loose with a 3 second burst of depleted uranium rounds which will tear birdie into tiny pieces and mush.
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07-26-2010, 03:30 PM
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how the fuck can you beat that one? lol I'm stumped.
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07-26-2010, 03:43 PM
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(07-26-2010, 02:49 PM)LKTraz Wrote: * LKTraz flies in between birdie and the steel rod with a "borrowed" A-10 and uses the titanium armored cockpit to deflect the rod harmlessly away.

Circling around I take aim with the 30mm chain gun and let loose with a 3 second burst of depleted uranium rounds which will tear birdie into tiny pieces and mush.

Rhubarb rushes to Wales and steals the Time-Machine from the Dr Who set and gets to the Mush of Birdie and take it back in time to a nice quiet pond. Does it have web feet?Hug
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08-16-2010, 08:56 AM
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* LKTraz finds and appropriates "The Master's" TARDIS and retrieves re-assembled birdie from the pond. Upon returning to the present, I travel to Three Mile Island and toss birdie, unprotected, into the active Unit 1 reactor building thus assuring birdie a fatal dose of radiation within minutes.
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