Kill The Birdie

[LKTraz]

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Ok so this isn't the most PC of games BUT it is fun and gets the old creativity going.

To all the animal lovers at TK, please realize that no actual birds are harmed during this sick twisted game!


I will start by killing the birdie in a creative way. The following poster must save the birdie just before the moment of its demise then attempt to kill it in their own twisted way and subsequent posters respond in kind.

Simple enough!


Here goes:

LK takes the bird and tosses it toward the intake of an F14's engine running at near full throttle.

[Vizth Hal]

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* Vizth Hal puts screen mesh over intake to save bird, then throws it in a blender.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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* Twitchin Kitten takes bird out of Vizzy's hand before he can blend it and sticks birdie in the microwave.

[LKTraz]

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* LKTraz unplugs microwave and removes birdie then loads it into an air cannon and fires it at a solid brick wall.

[twisteroo]

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* twist uses a catchers mitt to save the birdie from the splat of the brick wall, then puts the birdie in a ziplock bag, sealing it shut.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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if you guys use:

Code:

/me

and then go on with your sentence it will format it with your name and red lettering automatically like my post and Vizzy's

[Twitchin Kitten]

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* Twitchin Kitten grabs bag out of Twistie's hand and drops it on the ground, aims with the flat part of her shovel and swings...

[LKTraz]

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* LKTraz grabs a long steel pipe and plants it just past the bird but in the path of TK's shovel deflecting it away from birdie. I grab the bird and race to the airport where a waiting plane takes me to 5,000 feet. I tie a 4lb weight to birdie's feet and it's bombs away!

[twisteroo]

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* twisteroo catches the bird on a king size posturepedic and shoves a lit M-80 in its mouth.

[Rhubarb]

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* twisteroo catches the bird on a king size posturepedic and shoves a lit M-80 in its mouth.

Rhubarb uses an oven glove to remove M-80 and uses a child's helium balloon to float it across a mine field.