The Completely Pointless Thread II

[Twilla]

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Just watched "Devil", that elevator movie by M. Night Shamalalalala. Not bad! A whole lot better than several of his other recent movies

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I just got back from driving Matt up to work. I'll be doing that for awhile now that he broke the truck again and I'm not going to fix it for him. I counted 6 near misses on the way up. ALL tractors having no regard for the guy on his right. No, they were NOT in a blind spot.
I lost count after 10 all the people who cannot hold their lane. And, just to get me really wound up, at the last U-turn before my road, some stupid bitch has to cut me off through the green light - which is on a blind curve - and hit her brakes suddenly. Leaning on my horn did no good, so I swerved around her. Stupid cunt was texting! She actually stopped in the middle of the road on a blind turn 3 feet past the green light to text.
In all the years living here, I've only caught that light red a handful of times. Thank god it was early in the morning and no heavy traffic or I'd have been smashed from behind. I had to slam on the brakes as it was for her! Stupid cunt. Yeah, I said it twice.

If people would simply NOT tail-gait (and it's not tail-gate while moving IMO) at high rates of speed, traffic would not cluster up and slow down. Morons. All of them. Get out of my way, I know how to drive.

[LKTraz]

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I'd be willing to guess that the trucks were mostly buckets and containers.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Yep. Those fucks are the worst. I don't know why they let them on the parkway at all.

[PIG]

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What, pray tell, is a parkway?

[Gunnen4u]

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I farted, and it stinks. The world spins on...

[Twilla]

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What, pray tell, is a parkway?

Must be an east coast thing, I don't know what it is either.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Parkway and Turnpike are two different things. Not the same as an interstate highway. Parkway is pretty. Tree lined, cars only. At least it used to be until they let trucks go on for a certain stretch of it. Turnpikes are for the trucks and cars, commercial traffic. These are the "main thoroughfares" that run the length of the state north/south here in NJ. Other states have them in both east/west and north/south. Both are toll roads here.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Parkway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway
Turnpike: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnpike
Throughway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throughway

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Oh and on the parkway, exit numbers are numbered as to determine the distance between each exit where the turnpike just is sequentially numbered. Like Exit 105 on the parkway is three miles from exit 102.