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I could and should have! Next time I promise. Or maybe later. lemme finish what I'm up to and I'll get right on it!
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I saw a stripper shove a golf ball up her birth canal. I suppose this was done to fire it out at the crowd in a wonderful trick to wow the masses. Instead, it got stuck and she just kept going on with her dance on stage like it never was attempted and nothing happened, but I knew she had a golf ball just sitting up inside her vagina while we went through with her routine. I think she shoved it in too far and it lodged in front of her cervix.

I would have never saw that if I didn't go on a roundup of drunks from the joint to toss in the gov't van while I was on staff duty. Oh, the Army.
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The best nasty ass stripper story I have is one that shoved matches in her nipples and lit them.
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YES

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Uh, that was pretty much the whole story.Sorry
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(12-31-2012, 07:59 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Uh, that was pretty much the whole story.Sorry

Rofl

Maybe I shouldn't say anything here... Time you lot saved up and got a trip to Amsterdam or Hamburg. Hubby recommends Kieserstrasse, Frankfurt... brb..Butcher
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German women are the unsung heroes of the sexual world.
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(01-01-2013, 08:51 PM)Gunnen4u Wrote: German women are the unsung heroes of the sexual world.

Hubby says they don't shave their legs.....or armpits Barf
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(01-02-2013, 09:43 AM)Rhubarb Wrote:
(01-01-2013, 08:51 PM)Gunnen4u Wrote: German women are the unsung heroes of the sexual world.

Hubby says they don't shave their legs.....or armpits Barf

I can testify that is true. I have a friend who I have never seen shaved and she refuses to. Says it's a silly American thing. I beg to differ.
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I know I damn sure wouldn't want to intimate with a sasquatch!
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