I just went to the casino and was gambling a bit of money and having a beer. Some girl I'd talked to came up to me and started talking to me. I didn't want to hear that in my ears as I was trying to concentrate, I'd only won about 3000 dollars that night and wanted to make a clean 6000. Finally she said "I want to take you home and fuck your brains out" and made me lose at blackjack.

That did it. She just lost me 15 freakin bucks, AND cusses at me? I looked at her and said go away you disease ridden thing. She took a swing at me. I dodged it and said, "The clock is about to strike 12", and grabbed a clock off the wall and bashed her over the head with it 12 times. Her skinny little faggot guy friend came up and tried to kick me, so I said "that was a foolish gamble, the house always wins", and hip tossed him into the casino wall head first. The bouncers nearly grabbed me to throw me out, but I said, "Looks like your chips are down, punks", and hip tossed them into the blackjack dealer booth. Much to my surprise George Thorogood's 'Bad to the Bone' started playing, and I put on my shades, dusted off my leather jacket and jumped into my Camaro and peeled out.

What show and episode was that?

Woke up to no power. They're messing with us I swear. Can't get a human on the phone either.

Maybe he will reach China before you get him?

Gunnen, you are like my hero.
I love your true stories, it gives me hope for America.

That story sounds a little tall to be true.

(12-02-2012, 05:43 PM)AnthonyG Wrote: That story sounds a little tall to be true.

Are you calling America a lie??

Is he calling me a liar?

Today at work, I had a guy pull a $20 note out of his wallet, then proceeded to sneeze into the hand holding the note and tried to pass it to me.

As I stared at the snot covered note that he was holding out to me, he waited 10 seconds and goes "Oh", and handed me a different $20 note from his wallet.

Gross asshole. I hip tossed him into the wok and proceeded to impregnate his young wife in the worst way while he burned and sizzled. I then forced his wife to take his charred body home in 20 paper bags (the heat made his carcass explode) and a Styrofoam container.

LOL

I hope you're using these stories for your creative writing class in school. And I hope the teacher reads them in front of the class so you can see his face as he/she reads them.

I must practice these hip tosses.