The Completely Pointless Thread II

[Gunnen4u]

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I have more guns on my own than any of you put together with ammo to match, four months worth of MRE's, a 200gal water tank and manual water pump for the well if the power goes out, warm clothes, some coal for the wood stove, plenty of first aid stuff and medication, and a pack of condoms. There is a 7ft high cinderblock fence around three sides of the property, our home is a split story with windows to see everything out of, and the front of the house is one big murder holes. I also have barbed wire ready too.

And for all intents and purposes, I am just a normal guy and not on the level of being on this TV show. You wouldn't know it by looking at it all. It really isn't hard for basic prep.

I see nothing wrong with this, or being prepared for disaster. By the end of those four months, well, most of the fools will likely have died off through petty warfare or starvation. I fully expect to have to kill a few people in the course of these few months.

[twisteroo]

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What scares me about Gunnen is the condoms, it appears that if he runs out of ammo he is prepared to fuck you to death.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Yeah, I was wondering about the condoms too. I figured he was going to be selective on who he allows to carry his seed to repopulate the world.

[twisteroo]

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Oh maybe, I just figured that when all else fails you would get the dick of death.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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[Twitchin Kitten]

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Leaf raking and blowing sucks. It just sucks.

[twisteroo]

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Wait, sucking, blowing, which is it?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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All of it in regard to leaves and lawns. I bed with Matt, well there are no complaints there.

[Gunnen4u]

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We have to remember that with the regression in living conditions and lack of order, our own civilization will also regress. I figure that in the event of little to no food, shelter, and security, many women with decent looks are going to shell out their vaginas in exchange for those things. I would demand payment or a hot piece of ass for my scarce resources. I am not in this game to dole out charity. If people, especially attractive women, are exchanging their bodies, I do not want to pick up a disease from the fucking some woman gave me in exchange for her to have a warm place to sleep for a night and a full belly. Disease will be all that much more important to avoid in any breakdown of the current order of society and civilization, and in this scenario, it pays to have the most condoms. In regards to my seed, I do plan to plant fucking fields, but that is a later stage.

Also, I might fuck you to death.

[Gunnen4u]

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Adding on to that, I think I need another box of condoms and a flare gun.