05-06-2012, 08:55 AM
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05-06-2012, 09:54 AM
0 "...a receipt produced by the bartender showed she had purchased four margaritas within forty minutes."
Holy shit, I wouldn't be able to stand up if I drank that many, much less in forty minutes.
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0 (05-06-2012, 08:55 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Moms like THIS are truly a treat. My guess is that she really doesn't need any CNS Depressants in order to achieve a state of inebriation. Either that or she has some seriously lazy eye lids.  (05-06-2012, 09:54 AM)Twilla Wrote: "...a receipt produced by the bartender showed she had purchased four margaritas within forty minutes." Obviously when you go through life being totally Shit Faced, what more can four more shots accomplish?  Favorite Quote: I've been up to my tits in drugs all day
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05-06-2012, 06:54 PM
0 Meh, fuck, nobody really wanted the kid anyway, but everyone wants a margarita!!!
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05-07-2012, 02:40 AM
0 Egads!
Her expression says "I just wanna barf and go to sleep." Run in to grab a takeout order eh? You STILL don't leave a kid in a car to do that. Fucking idiot. ![[Image: alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg]](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/lktraz/Sigs%20and%20Avs/alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg) ![[Image: dont_care_offended.gif]](http://s17.photobucket.com/user/lktraz/media/Sigs%20and%20Avs/2012%20Bumper%20stickers/dont_care_offended.gif.html) |
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