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Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - Twitchin Kitten - 05-06-2012
Moms like THIS are truly a treat.
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RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - Twilla - 05-06-2012
"...a receipt produced by the bartender showed she had purchased four margaritas within forty minutes."
Holy shit, I wouldn't be able to stand up if I drank that many, much less in forty minutes.
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - John L - 05-06-2012
(05-06-2012, 08:55 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Moms like THIS are truly a treat.
My guess is that she really doesn't need any CNS Depressants in order to achieve a state of inebriation. Either that or she has some seriously lazy eye lids.
(05-06-2012, 09:54 AM)Twilla Wrote: "...a receipt produced by the bartender showed she had purchased four margaritas within forty minutes."
Holy shit, I wouldn't be able to stand up if I drank that many, much less in forty minutes.
Obviously when you go through life being totally Shit Faced, what more can four more shots accomplish?
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - twisteroo - 05-06-2012
Meh, fuck, nobody really wanted the kid anyway, but everyone wants a margarita!!!
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - LKTraz - 05-07-2012
Egads!
Her expression says "I just wanna barf and go to sleep."
Run in to grab a takeout order eh? You STILL don't leave a kid in a car to do that. Fucking idiot.