My official TK last will and testament

[twisteroo]

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If I meet my untimely demise I'm gonna post my official Twitchin Kitten will here. I may add more to it as I think stuff up, and feel free to add your own stuff you would like to bequeath to other members of TK.

To Twitchy, I leave my new, old K2 mountain bike, completely rebuilt, tuned and ready for downhill this summer. Also all my bicycle tools and my beloved park tool repair stand.

To Twilla, I leave my tracfone, just because that is about as modern as I've gotten and I know you like gadgets.

To kbear, I leave all the stuff that I have not sold on Craigslist yet that is sitting in my barn waiting for warm weather to resume my selling.

To Rhubarb, I leave my really cool old Goodyear Seabee outboard motor because I know you would probably like it.

To Ballsey Malone, I leave my Trek 7500fx hybrid bike, so you can keep up with Twitch.

To LK, I leave all my Craftsman tools.

That's it for now, if I left you out it's because I didn't think of you off of the top of my head or you've never shown me your boobies.

[Twilla]

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Thank you Twist, that's very generous of you.

How many hours will I get?

[Havoc]

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It's ok I was left out, I will just buy the stuff you left everyone else on the secondary market.

[kbear]

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Hey thanks!!
I like all the old stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Thanks from the bottom of my heart Twist.

What's with all this will stuff? You planning on anything stupid, dangerous or something? That K2 bike going to come to me twisted up in a heap? Or you figure the place is dead and you'd liven it here with some talk of your ultimate demise?

[twisteroo]

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Nah, just thought I'd liven the place up a bit.

Havoc, I have a nice old Japanese shotgun you might like.

Jammin, you can have the unused portion of my gym membership and my old motorcycle jacket as I'm sure my old crusty faded out leather jacket is way more badass than whatever you might have.

Twilla, about a thousand minutes come with my phone, you know I have nobody to call.

Who knows? After my downhill adventure on the ski slopes you guys might be looking for the payout.
I check the site often for updates on their mountain biking schedule for next summer, when they post dates I'll pass them on so you guys have something to look forward to.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Who knows? After my downhill adventure on the ski slopes you guys might be looking for the payout.
I check the site often for updates on their mountain biking schedule for next summer, when they post dates I'll pass them on so you guys have something to look forward to.

Jesus, we're not wishing for your death!

This thread is starting to get morbid.

[twisteroo]

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Meh, if the K2 is nothing but twisted metal, you can have my Trek mountain bike.:p

[Jamminitin]

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Gee...thanks for the gym membership-not. I'll take your spinning classes and I can see the hot chicks that you wanna buy donuts for!!!!

I am, however, super excited about the leather jacket-hell ya!!!!!

[twisteroo]

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I only crashed and burned once in that jacket too, so it's only slightly used.