Pale is the new tan
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Pale is the new tan
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03-23-2010, 02:41 PM
0 Don't these people realize how BAD they looks?
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03-23-2010, 03:25 PM
0 If they're Jersey Girls they have no clue.
Native New Jerseyans (is that correct?) have no clue on just about everything. ![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg) I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
03-23-2010, 03:29 PM
0 Ridiculous. I like to tan because a tan fat ass looks better than a pasty one, but I don't go over board with it and I always wear sunscreen on my face or cover my face with a towel.
03-23-2010, 04:43 PM
0 (03-23-2010, 03:29 PM)Sally Wrote: Ridiculous. I like to tan because a tan fat ass looks better than a pasty one, but I don't go over board with it and I always wear sunscreen on my face or cover my face with a towel. I agree, but when I go to the beach I dig a hole and stick my head in with my ass in the air so nobody sees me.  My middle name is i n c o g n i t o.
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.
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03-23-2010, 08:45 PM
0 (03-23-2010, 08:17 PM)twisteroo Wrote: All I see in that pic is tits, everything looks fine. That happens to me when I walk into the grocery store when it is 90deg outside in the summer, hell sometimes I give up my precious time and will actually do the grocery shopping. I am that dedicated. It is always frosty cool in there. 
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.
03-24-2010, 08:25 AM
0 I like to tan in the summer because as Sally says a fat ass looks better tan. LOL I go to the salon because I don't have time to lay out. I only go maybe once a week and use self tanner in between. At this point my life is so shitty that I don't care if I die of skin cancer. My fucking ex is a prick and one of us is going to end up dead really soon. Sorry off topic.
That one chick with the white lipstick looks absurd. I doubt anyone would think that is a good look. Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
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03-24-2010, 08:34 AM
0 I still have tan lines from last summer.
I don't bother laying out. If I do, I'd be as cinnamon as Julie  Just walking around and doing my usual outdoor things I brown up nicely in a few hours and then turn lovely olive/gold by September. I don't believe all the bullshit with skin cancer and normal tanning. I find getting skin cancer from those tanning rotisseries is more likely and who knows about those chemicals to give you that lovely orange glow that you rub on your skin. I think people need to realize the depth of their skins tanning ability and accept that. Some white girl with nearly pure white skin and white hair shouldn't even try to get as dark as someone like me. I think that A) is looking for "trouble" medically, and B) just makes them look absurd like ol' white lips up in the first post. Just accept the limit your skin allows. People will notice. I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
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03-24-2010, 09:04 AM
0 (03-23-2010, 02:41 PM)Twilla Wrote: Don't these people realize how BAD they looks? . The one on the right looks weird. Her pal on the left? her hair style has the makings of Gary Oldman's 80's movie . ![[Image: gary-oldman-drac.jpg]](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/smudgerone/gary-oldman-drac.jpg) .. ![[Image: takamineav.jpg]](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/smudgerone/takamineav.jpg) . |
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