This is Why I'm Broke

[FreudianSlip]

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That old thread I found about the cool ice cubes reminded me about this site. Real shit for sale.
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

Some functional stuff, some "I can't believe someone would buy that" stuff.

Like glow in the dark toilet paper. And the offensive business cards.
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[ralgith]

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I need those business cards. But then I also need some magnetic ones that say "You can't drive you fucking Twat, get off the road!" that I can shoot out of some kinda gun onto people's cars whilst driving down the highway!

Or maybe just a digital display that says it in my rear view window so I can just get in front of them and turn it on.

[FreudianSlip]

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Or maybe just a digital display that says it in my rear view window so I can just get in front of them and turn it on.

Believe it or not, this site has something like that. Though I would include "Hang up the damn phone and drive."



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[Twitchin Kitten]

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I never understood those who can't parallel park. I can shove my big truck into the tightest of spaces without doing it twice. It's friggin' easy. I should run a school specifically geared toward teaching parallel parking only. I'll make a fortune off the morons.

[Discarda]

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Spacial awareness is lost on many.

[twisteroo]

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Useless shit, every bit of it.
All but this. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037BQVJI/?tag=047-20

[John L]

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Useless shit, every bit of it.
All but this. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037BQVJI/?tag=047-20

If you are referring to Samuel L. Jackson, on the "Bad Mother Fucker" thing, I believe the correct title should be "Stupid Mother Fucker". Because he really is.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Useless shit, every bit of it.
All but this. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037BQVJI/?tag=047-20

I got Matt one of those for Christmas last year

It's actually a pretty nice quality wallet if its from the same vendor I got it from.

[twisteroo]

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I actually looked twice at the russian roulette gun too.