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This is Why I'm Broke - FreudianSlip - 11-10-2012

That old thread I found about the cool ice cubes reminded me about this site. Real shit for sale.
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

Some functional stuff, some "I can't believe someone would buy that" stuff.

Like glow in the dark toilet paper. And the offensive business cards.[attachment=2280]

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RE: This is Why I'm Broke - ralgith - 11-10-2012

I need those business cards. But then I also need some magnetic ones that say "You can't drive you fucking Twat, get off the road!" that I can shoot out of some kinda gun onto people's cars whilst driving down the highway!

Or maybe just a digital display that says it in my rear view window so I can just get in front of them and turn it on.


RE: This is Why I'm Broke - FreudianSlip - 11-10-2012

(11-10-2012, 10:38 PM)ralgith Wrote: Or maybe just a digital display that says it in my rear view window so I can just get in front of them and turn it on.

Believe it or not, this site has something like that. Though I would include "Hang up the damn phone and drive."


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RE: This is Why I'm Broke - Twitchin Kitten - 11-11-2012

I never understood those who can't parallel park. I can shove my big truck into the tightest of spaces without doing it twice. It's friggin' easy. I should run a school specifically geared toward teaching parallel parking only. I'll make a fortune off the morons.


RE: This is Why I'm Broke - Discarda - 11-11-2012

Spacial awareness is lost on many.


RE: This is Why I'm Broke - twisteroo - 11-11-2012

Useless shit, every bit of it.
All but this. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037BQVJI/?tag=047-20


RE: This is Why I'm Broke - John L - 11-11-2012

(11-11-2012, 07:06 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Useless shit, every bit of it.
All but this. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037BQVJI/?tag=047-20

If you are referring to Samuel L. Jackson, on the "Bad Mother Fucker" thing, I believe the correct title should be "Stupid Mother Fucker". Because he really is.


RE: This is Why I'm Broke - Twitchin Kitten - 11-11-2012

(11-11-2012, 07:06 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Useless shit, every bit of it.
All but this. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037BQVJI/?tag=047-20

I got Matt one of those for Christmas last year Smile

It's actually a pretty nice quality wallet if its from the same vendor I got it from.


RE: This is Why I'm Broke - twisteroo - 11-12-2012

I actually looked twice at the russian roulette gun too.