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04-11-2012, 10:39 PM
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9193014/...linic.html

man, that's nuts. Tongue
I would hate to be one of those kids. Imagine finding that out and then feeling paranoid that every time you dated anybody in your local area there was a good chance they might be your own brother or sister. eek.

you would probably require a DNA test each time before you even got to first base.
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You know, sometimes you should just accept the fact "you" cannot have kids and let it go at that.
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I would have wanted to conceive them all in a more natural fashion.
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04-13-2012, 09:29 AM
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Lends a different twist to the phrase "That doctor is such a jerkoff"
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Aurora, I moved the thread for you to Assholes in the News forum because this is both. The clinic doc is an asshole and he is in the news. Fits perfectly.
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no problem. I wonder if his wife knew of this or if she was kept out of the loop?

It says that in the news that she helped run the clinic. It would have to take a special kind of woman who wouldn't mind the fact that her husband was spawning his babies all over the place even though no sex took place. or the fact that with every baby born, there was a higher chance that their own biological children would accidentally have an incestuous relationship with one of their half-siblings unless they moved out of the area and lived halfway across the world. Tongue
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04-13-2012, 04:24 PM
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lol! Got to give him a hand (errhem!)

Saw the other article about red head's aren't wanted by spermbanks- shame
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(04-13-2012, 04:24 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: lol! Got to give him a hand (errhem!)


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Potential customer couple: "Is it possible for you to help us?"

Doctor: "Yes. I can give you a hand with this."
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That's because there's always the chance of them coming out looking like a cheeze doodle with spam for skin:

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So the kid gets so depressed for looking like that he goes and messes his face up with plastic surgery to "improve" it:

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And the parents hide in shame.
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