The Completely Pointless Thread II

[twisteroo]

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I went to wal-mart yesterday for some food and stuff. No smackdowns were necessary.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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So today we just should have tried to commit suicide than take a trip to Costco for some supplies to carry us for the next few weeks. We go on line and it's JAM PACKED and the lines were impossible. I am TRYING to get out of the way so people can get past and this old bag rams me from behind twice. I ask her nicely to please stop hitting me with the cart and she shoots me a look like she was annoyed at me! Well, I swiftly said, "You're getting pissy with ME because YOU rammed me twice? I'll smack you!" and she walks away. The woman in line ahead of Matt was shocked and I looked at her and said, "Don't think I won't do it. Fucking bitch thinks she can bash her way rudely through people. I WILL smack that old bitch."

Matt was giggling.

We were checking out and we saw her leaving past our line. I shouted out just for fun, "Hey come here, I wanna smack you!" Matt giggled again.

Yep, I was feeling feisty. The store was jammed and I tolerated a bunch of rude and obnoxious behavior with great patience. That old cunt was the last straw.

I most certainly was angry enough to hit her if she gave me cause.

We do Costco and Sam's club. In general the check out seems crazier at Costco.

It all depends on the neighborhood. We hit a Costco up in Neptune and it was really nice. The one by me is located in Brick and it's centrally located for a few white trash neighborhoods which brings that lovely element in the mix. We have Sam's Club, which I prefer overall but it's 20 miles away and not worth the trip. I might consider it after the new year though because their meats are better priced and if I play it right, I can stock up on paper products and meat for 6 months to a year with the tax refund. One trip that far for that stuff would be worthwhile.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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OMG my dog is such an asshole. I had a case of tomatoes. You figure the rest out.

[twisteroo]

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OMG my dog is such an asshole. I had a case of tomatoes. You figure the rest out.

Had must be the key word.
I had a case of gonorrhea once, but my dog never bothered it.

[Trouble]

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My dog ate a large stack of Saltine crackers yesterday. The bad news--she pooped in the house today. The good news--it was rock hard.

[twisteroo]

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My dog ate a large stack of Saltine crackers yesterday. The bad news--she pooped in the house today. The good news--it was rock hard.

This post is worthless without pics.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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My dog ate a large stack of Saltine crackers yesterday. The bad news--she pooped in the house today. The good news--it was rock hard.

Oh man, I'm glad she's not reverting to doing that in the house. She's just taken to stealing in her old age. She does think the cat box is a giant, delicious box of fun though so I have to keep her locked out of there.

[Trouble]

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My dog ate a large stack of Saltine crackers yesterday. The bad news--she pooped in the house today. The good news--it was rock hard.

This post is worthless without pics.

Duh! I didn't keep it!! I put it on my asshole neighbor's lawn!




j/k. Wish I'd thought of that though.

[Trouble]

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God dammit, she did it again!!

Here ya' go Twister.



You're welcome.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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WTF is with your dog? Is she spiteful or something?

Maybe change her feeding time so she's not needing to go while you're out? Is she a puppy?