The Completely Pointless Thread

[Rhubarb]

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My hubby is the King napper

His Bestman told me he ws the only soldier he knew who could sleep in a troop carrier.......................

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Matt might have Mark beat. As soon as he lies down he's out cold. I should have him checked for narcolepsy.

Trudi - we could set them both in a raft adrift in the ocean - they'd be comatose and never know until they wake up to go pee.

My head is pounding. It's been like this for two days now. I'm silly on headache meds and my stomach is upset. I hate this.

[twisteroo]

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7:42 pm, screw it, I'm getting ready for bed, I'll be up at 4:30 armed with a pot of coffee and 3 hours to kill before work.

[LH]

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Before I go I must relieve myself of the dream I had last night:
Before I went to bed I was walking past the fridge and stopped to take a slug off the milk. I looked at the pickle jar that my daughter ate all the pickles out of and saw nothing but juice left. I looked around and said "Oh hell WTH" and took a few slugs off the pickle jar instead then threw it away.
I dreamed I was in a desert somewhere and off in the distance I heard a flute or a clarinet or something and off in the distance I saw a guy standing on an anthill playing it like Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull. As I got closer I noticed he was pulling out candy from his necktie. He had a pair of basketball shorts and a necktie on, thats it. Oh and a pair of black sneakers.
He was tossing the candy out and when the candy landed on the ground a ton of ants would swarm around it and eat it. he did this a bunch of times but he ran out of candy. The ants got pissed and started to climb up the anthill and go in his shoes and up his legs and the guy started playing his flute or something louder and faster.
The ants kept climbing until they were swarming all over him and the music started to sound like he was underwater. He finally fell over from the weight of the ants but the music kept on playing. The sun was hot and I was sweating, then the ants started going after me but I was starting to outrun them. When I looked back the guy was back on the anthill playing his flute again and smiling. I then woke up.
The guy playing the flute had skin the color of orange like those people on the show "Jersey Shore" and his hair was curly.




I feel much better now. Thanks.

[twisteroo]

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Pickle juice and milk you say?

[Rhubarb]

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Hmm! Have you tried chocolate and cheese yet?

[twisteroo]

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Chinese food usually does it for me. No wait, that's not strange dreams that's rolling around holding my gut all night, and heartburn.

[twisteroo]

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I was just sitting here thinking I should clip my toe nails, but I might need them later for traction.

[BallseyMalone]

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As Memorial Day approaches, I will be living the nightmare of orange colored guidos and guidettes with bad hair and bad attitudes here at the Jersey Shore.

[LKTraz]

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I will be ever so glad when I'm done work today. Yet another late start which results in a late finish.

Good riddance to a bad week!