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01-02-2011, 06:33 PM
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Taken from The Smoking Gun.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illi...p-vibrator

"Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after allegedly attempting to strike a cop with a sex toy.

As part of an investigation into a claim that Bildsten had skipped out on a restaurant bill last night, an officer from the Gurnee Police Department accompanied the suspect to her apartment, where she promised to retrieve money to pay the tab, according to a police press release.

However, when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was struck with the device.

The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops, was further described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside in a TSG interview. The item, he noted, was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.”

In addition to the assault count, Bildsten was charged with public intoxication and theft of services for allegedly dining and dashing at Joe’s Crab Shack. Bildsten is pictured above in a mug shot taken in September following her arrest for drunk driving.

Bildsten, free on a personal recognizance bond, is scheduled for a December 6 court appearance."
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01-02-2011, 06:58 PM
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[Image: bildst10.jpg]

You know I would.
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01-02-2011, 07:31 PM
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ugggggggly twist, real ugly. but I do know you would.
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01-02-2011, 07:44 PM
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I bet she'd look pretty good cleaned up, in candle light... wearing that strap-on, huh Twist?
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01-03-2011, 04:42 PM
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Well how is she going to live that one down?
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(01-03-2011, 04:42 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: Well how is she going to live that one down?

Do ya think she really cares? [Image: smellie_oooo.gif]

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I bet she looks good from behind.
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(01-03-2011, 07:21 PM)twisteroo Wrote: I bet she looks good from behind.

Or from the top of her head. (Did I use my outside voice there?) Rolleyes

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You guys are bad.
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01-04-2011, 06:19 PM
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Holy homely heads Batman!!!!!! She didn't miss a branch as she fell out of the ugly tree now did she?

I can see why she had a glass dildo that handy! wot
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