The sick twisted wish game

[LKTraz]

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Yet another sicko game from little old me.

Make a wish. The next poster grants it but with a sick twisted consequence attached. The more warped the better!

Then they make their own wish.

Example:
I wish I could understand what my cat was saying.

Granted but, he calls you "human scum slave asshole" and constantly demands more fish, toys and she cats to fuck.


Get the picture?


Here we go!

I wish beer grew on trees.

[Eric]

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Granted But then Green peace would kick your ass for cutting down all the trees , lord knows for the amount of beer I drink I could kill a rain forrest in a few days LMAO


I wish I was a lil bit taller.

[LKTraz]

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Granted. But everyone else wished to be shorter and as a result all structures, furniture and vehicles have been resized for the little folk. (Which is everyone BUT you)


I wish rum was free.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Granted, but it's low quality rot-gut government issue rum and all the good rum has been bought up by the government putting them out of commission.

I wish I had a watermelon.

[Vizth Hal]

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Granted but it's a 3 week old jizz filled melon with holes "drilled" in it left over from some weird german fetish video.

I wish i was god o.0

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Granted but you did such a lousy job with the human race they all stopped believing in you and you've become the lauging stock of all the lesser gods.

I wish it rained US dollars - and not confederate dollars but GOOD useful ones.

[Rhubarb]

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It does rain the best dollars, but so many the place is flooded in them, unfortunately they are prone to catching fire in the heat of the mid day sun, when the cloud burst blows over for the day.


I wished there was a pair of jeans that always fitted perfectly when you bought them and didn't give a 'builders bum'

[LKTraz]

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Granted, but they are made of a transparent material and won't fit if you wear undergarments (they expand and fall to your knees). Essentially you walk around as if you are pantless when wearing them. You exhibitionist!


I wish I understood women.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Granted but now you feel cheated that you were born a man. You decide that you would rather hang out with the women, talk with us and consider seriously a sex change operation. It's the multiple orgasms that you yearn so desperately for.

I wish I had a magic genie (or jin)

[Rhubarb]

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Wish granted, just remember everything you wish for from the genie is doubled for someone else.

I wish the garden was self cleaning.