Defend the Indefensible

[LKTraz]

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TK's post in Piss and Moan reminded me of this thread game.

The game is rather simple. Post something indefensible or totally outrageous and the next poster defends it. The more outlandish the defense the better (and hopefully more amusing). After defending the statement/concept they then post one of their own.

It can get pretty weird!

Here goes:


Nuclear waste should be disposed of in common run of the mill dumpsters.

[Vizth Hal]

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It's cheap and will promote the spread of super powers, and angry flesh eating tentacle mutants to fight with the super powers.

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All environmentalists should be shoved in a small windowless box and dumped into the Mariana trench.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Because when they decompose their remains will nourish the earth thus making their life work of protecting the environment come full circle.

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Everyone should work hard and give everything they earn to a higher authority so the wealth can be distributed equally.

[Rhubarb]

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After all most people do not spend their money wisely and higher authorities are experts at spending.

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Motor vehicle production should cease completely and manufacturers should only make replacement parts for those vehicles already on the road.

[LKTraz]

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It makes perfect sense. This way there will be more employment for mechanics and the opportunity for many more jobs in the field to be created. The governments of the world won't need to be bothered passing newer emissions standards and may use this freed up time to concentrate on important things like funding programs to save the California salt marsh mouse! Win win there if you ask me.


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Upon release from prison all ex convicts should be issued $1000 (or your local equivalent) in cash and a .44 magnum handgun.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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(this is true) Because the current amount $15, a handgun and a saddle just won't due in today's economy and society.

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Clothes are a waste. Everyone should run around naked.

[LKTraz]

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Damn straight we should. We would benefit from the increased amount of vitamin D absorption due to more exposed skin. Also (in time) everyone would have the same skin pigment and racism would be a thing of the past. AND......we could save SO much money because there would be no more need for porn!!!!!!


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We should bottle feed liquor to infants.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Oh God, I knew a woman who actually did this with Heineken Dark- it looks like cola.

Of course! this would sedate all the babies and stop all that crying.

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All terrorists are not bad, they do what they do for the greater good. People just misunderstand them and should learn about what they want and maybe make adjustments so everyone can be happy.

[LKTraz]

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Why hell yes. And while we're at it we should supply them with all the plans and materials for nuclear weapons. This way they could get their good intentioned message across much more quickly. Think of it as mass media for bombers!


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Drinking and driving should not only be legal but encouraged.

[Eric]

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Yes this will slow down all the people driving whilst talking on a cell phone and be easier for me to be some what smashed on the way home rather then messing up our new deck with all those empty beer cans.

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Rush Limbaugh Should be made to hold hands with david duke when they head to the white house to meet our new prez.