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05-04-2010, 10:02 AM
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I have a dentist appt today. I hate going to the dentist. Every time I go I have scenes from The Marathon Man running through my head and I sit in that chair with every muscle in my body tense.

Who else feels like that when they go to the dentist?

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05-04-2010, 01:49 PM
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Adam Sandlers sister Elizabeth is my dentist, very nice lady. Once when I was there David Spade walked in, he is a short little runt. I still hate the Dentist.Giggle
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.
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05-04-2010, 02:12 PM
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I hate dentists too... I'm looking for someone who uses laser to remove cavities... Wink
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05-04-2010, 04:42 PM
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Here's what I think about dentists:

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05-04-2010, 05:55 PM (This post was last modified: 05-04-2010, 05:57 PM by twisteroo.)
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Is it safe?

You know, actually I don't have much of a problem with the dentist, I go once a year and they clean my teeth and I'm on my way.
I don't even let them floss me, fuck that, that shit hurts.
I only have like 2 fillings, they gave them to me when I was overseas, I have no idea why, my teeth didn't hurt or anything.
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05-04-2010, 08:56 PM
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Well this was a new dentist today. New practice in a different town. I never had much luck getting a good dentist. The only one that I found that I liked and did a good and proper job on my teeth was when I was married and when I got my divorce, my asshole ex decided not to pay him the thousands he owed for my bill so, needless to say, I can't go back there again. fucker.

This lady was really nice, and for once, gentle! Got my fangs cleaned and she's waiting on approval for permission to fix all the things the asshole fucked up back in '06. Hopefully they will approve it and not say since it's not broke they won't adjust/fix.

I WILL take a pair of pliers to the damn thing and crack it to break it so they have to approve if it comes down to that! I have two crowns that are not fitted properly. The asshole left a huge gap so every time I eat, food gets crammed between the teeth into the gums and it really pains. I WILL crack those faulty crowns!
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(05-04-2010, 08:56 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I WILL crack those faulty crowns!
I could don my wifebeater and drink a few black labels and do it for you.Hysterical







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05-05-2010, 06:23 AM
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(05-05-2010, 05:59 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(05-04-2010, 08:56 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I WILL crack those faulty crowns!
I could don my wifebeater and drink a few black labels and do it for you.Hysterical







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That disclaimer is da shits man! Rofl
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(05-05-2010, 05:59 AM)twisteroo Wrote: Disclaimer: This is in no way meant to be a threat or an admission that twisteroo condones the beating, punching, hitting, of women, drunk on cheap beer or not, it is also not an admission of the approval of wearing a dirty grease stained wifebeater or the use of the term wifebeater or the beating of anything.

That's because that proclamation of admission is reserved for Frank. You should add to your disclaimer that this is strictly a Frank trait and if you want yourself beaten by a nasty guinea in a wife beater you should be referred to him for your twisted pleasures.
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05-05-2010, 08:28 AM
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I like my dentist. I'd rather go to the dentist than to the Doctors any day. All the dentist can do to you is with your teeth. You hold onto his balls and you both know where you stand Wink

Seriously my teeth are poor, I'm told because of my mother's poor diet. I've had loads of work and it's all been ok. the cracked tooth I had a couple of weeks ago he fixed 90% (he did say really he should have taken it out) all done with laser and resin. It looks better now than before and certainly better than a gap!
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