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I'll tell you what really pisses me off:..................my microwave oven. That's right, I hate my microwave. Charlie hates it too, but for an entirely different reason.
My last microwave was a real gentleman/woman. When it cooked, it really cooked. And when it completed its job, it reminded me once that it was finished, that I should "Come and Get It". But it died on me, and I was forced to get one of these newer ones.
So this time I looked for a nice stainless steel oven, and picked one at Sams. It looked nice, and was touted as one just as powerful, wattage wise. But it isn't as heavy duty as the last one.
But even worse, it was never programed to know the meaning of STFU. Once it finishes its job, it keeps nagging me on a continual basis. I've already 'sexed' the G-d Damned thing, and she is one nagging little Bitch! I've even gotten where I yell at the Bitch every time she keeps yapping with that stupid "beep, beep, beep".
If I lived in a high rise, the Bitch would have been dropped onto the pavement a long time ago. But I am biding my time until I really can't stand it any longer, and I finally take my sledge hammer to her. G-d, she pisses me off. And to think I have finally gotten rid of my last nagging wife, only to have this one enter my life. Jesus, but that Really, Really, pisses me off!
My last microwave was a real gentleman/woman. When it cooked, it really cooked. And when it completed its job, it reminded me once that it was finished, that I should "Come and Get It". But it died on me, and I was forced to get one of these newer ones.
So this time I looked for a nice stainless steel oven, and picked one at Sams. It looked nice, and was touted as one just as powerful, wattage wise. But it isn't as heavy duty as the last one.
But even worse, it was never programed to know the meaning of STFU. Once it finishes its job, it keeps nagging me on a continual basis. I've already 'sexed' the G-d Damned thing, and she is one nagging little Bitch! I've even gotten where I yell at the Bitch every time she keeps yapping with that stupid "beep, beep, beep".
If I lived in a high rise, the Bitch would have been dropped onto the pavement a long time ago. But I am biding my time until I really can't stand it any longer, and I finally take my sledge hammer to her. G-d, she pisses me off. And to think I have finally gotten rid of my last nagging wife, only to have this one enter my life. Jesus, but that Really, Really, pisses me off!