03-25-2012, 07:06 AM
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My answering machine says:
"Hello, you have reached the twisterosa, home of twist and mrs twist. Sorry, we are not home right now, please leave a message and we will get back to you."
The caller says:
"Hello, dr. Burns? I need to change my appointment for Tuesday the 23rd, please call me back."
or
"Hello, we are having a church chicken barbeque and need something to store the cooked chicken in, someone told us that you have containers for just such a thing, we normally use trash cans lined with foil, please call me back."
My number is similar to a doctors office number and the local restaurant supply store. LISTEN TO THE FUCKING MESSAGE BEFORE YOU START SPEWING YOUR PIE HOLE ALL OVER MY MACHINE!!!
Fucking dimwits. This shit goes on all the time.
"Hello, you have reached the twisterosa, home of twist and mrs twist. Sorry, we are not home right now, please leave a message and we will get back to you."
The caller says:
"Hello, dr. Burns? I need to change my appointment for Tuesday the 23rd, please call me back."
or
"Hello, we are having a church chicken barbeque and need something to store the cooked chicken in, someone told us that you have containers for just such a thing, we normally use trash cans lined with foil, please call me back."
My number is similar to a doctors office number and the local restaurant supply store. LISTEN TO THE FUCKING MESSAGE BEFORE YOU START SPEWING YOUR PIE HOLE ALL OVER MY MACHINE!!!
Fucking dimwits. This shit goes on all the time.