The Completely Pointless Thread

[BarEdul]

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This little bitch thought it was her job to "Christen" anything that was a plastic bag or container. If you brought anything home and left it unattended for 5 minutes she peed on it... you couldn't turn your back for an instant. It became horrible and nerve wracking. It was the morning I was having MaryPat's small daughter come around, a two year old, That she earned her ticket out. She was freshly fed and the greedy vixen saw me put my hand in the fridge. I brought my hand out empty. she assumed I had something in it sunk both front claws and all her teeth into my hand. I unceremoniously escorted her out of the house. I could only imagine what would happen to a small child with a snack around her unattended for a second. I just couldn't have that. But we didn't dis-own her we just relocated her and she has decided to be surrogate mom to everything on the place so she is actually very happy. It has actually worked out okay.