03-11-2010, 10:06 PM
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.
Good to the last drop
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03-11-2010, 11:41 PM
0 Tomorrow, I have to get on this big, mechanical thing that really SHOULDN'T be able to get off the ground. It's called a plane. I hate flying. I will be drugged. The end.
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03-12-2010, 12:03 AM
0 (03-11-2010, 09:55 PM)Twilla Wrote: Someone's got what sounds like a large dog in an apartment in my building... these are one bedrooms... and the poor thing's been howling miserably for nearly four hours. Come home, walk your dog and feed the poor thing, you miserable sack of shit! No one has complained that the poor thing is howling? No noise complaints? Poor dog. They don't deserve a dog if they're going to keep it abandoned. ![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg) I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
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My Attitude: Serious as a heart attack Simoleans: §904,669 0 (03-11-2010, 11:41 PM)Trouble Wrote: Tomorrow, I have to get on this big, mechanical thing that really SHOULDN'T be able to get off the ground. It's called a plane. I hate flying. I will be drugged. The end. I fly a couple of weekends a month and never leave the ground. just remember that the plane flies, you just ride in it, if the plane stops flying you're screwed.
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03-12-2010, 08:41 AM
0 Okay, so back to the guy I work with... it was one of my Fridays when I usually work alone (we get every other Friday off and I work alternating Fridays so there's always coverage) but two of my co-workers were on overtime. There was a VERY hot item that had to go out over night for a shop in another building that I don't normally support and upper management had gotten involved and arranged everything to go smoothly that day, including our young little Captain to oversee. All I had to do was 'sell' it to generate paperwork, etc... very simple two minute transaction, and someone else would hand carry the asset, blah blah blah. I was only marginally involved merely because everyone else had the day off. Typical down Friday for me.
SO! This guy I've been posting about decided to go down to the supervisor working that day and tell him that he needed to get the sale up to HIM early and if there were any problems, to see HIM. He had nothing, absofuckinglutely NOTHING to do with this that day except to tell them to hurry up with an item that was already so god damn hot it was glowing red. And he ended up getting an award yesterday. Favorite Quote: Having dipped from the well of life, experiance has taught me that knowledge in the wrong hands is dangerous as well as wasted and useless.
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03-12-2010, 08:51 AM
0 The mark of a great employee, take control of a situation, capitolize on its momentum, and excel above the level of the dead friday girl.
A resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so far advanced as to make avoidance impossible.
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03-12-2010, 08:53 AM
0 I got a million stories like that Twilla.
One of my latest is about a year ago I'm working in the recycling area of the plant and they really kind of need another material baler. I come across one on craigslist one night, I happen to tell the secretary, she goes on-line and e-mails the link to a couple of the bosses. (You know something? The guy sorting trash does not get e-mail access) Anyway.....ZOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! Off she goes with a company credit card in hand and buys the baler...blah, blah, blah......they are so grateful they take her out to lunch....as I'm washing out plastic jugs and sorting paper, plastic, and cardboard, and loading a stinking garbage truck. I can only imagine that her performance report for that year stated that she went above and beyond for the company etc, etc, etc.... I'm union, I'm a shitbag by association. Favorite Quote: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~Winston Churchill
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03-12-2010, 08:55 AM
0 If that's what you consider 'excelling' then that explains your usual inane posting style here.
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