it's Bike Week in Daytona!

[ralgith]

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Barf.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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The first (and only) time I saw the coleslaw wrestling I was completely repulsed. The whole place smelled like vomit from all that shit baking in the sun and all those scantily clad beasts of women walking around coated in it as if they were superstars.

It was horrible and we stuck to the more "normal" events like the Camel Roadhouse and bike shows, bars and enjoyed some of Florida away from the bikers as well. I was disappointed when I heard Gomek the giant croc died

[lady cop]

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they stuffed Gomek, he's still at the St. Augustine alligator farm on display. all 17' 8".

   

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Cool. I got a couple of pics of him underwater but they're crappy images. I had to keep asking two imbeciles to please get out of my way to the point I had to snap at them and tell them I'm about to smash their head into the glass if they don't.

I must have wasted 20 minutes being polite. Way, past the acceptable curve.

[Sally]

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I think this is the biggest bike week we've had in a few years and all these old sluts are kinda getting on my nerves. I just saw three chicks at the CVS drug store with thongs, fish net stockings, and chaps on. The one with the good body had the face of a bull dog and the other two had so much flab and cellulite that all the fishnet in the world couldn't hold it in. Not to mention the dumb bimbos at the gas station with their camel toes hanging out while washing some old pervs bike for chump change. They make me sick lol.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Yeah, you get the freaks and fools in with the fun.

Last time we went down they still had a good boardwalk there with the bumper cars. We got thrown out of every one in the daytona area. Each one gave us directions to a different one and I think we got kicked out of 5 in one day.

One we didnt' even get in the cars, my brother was in line, first in the queue and rubs his hands together and says, "All riiiiiggght, Bumper cars!" and the guy tossed us right out. we had a ball.

The worst was when they had that swing on the boardwalk. Some asshole from the spring break puked while swinging. gross.
Do they still do the spring break as big as they used to?

[lady cop]

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well they should all be leaving en masse tomorrow. they line up and gun their engines, the sonic noise is mind-bending and window-shattering. then they ride out of dodge.
so Sally, how many killed this year so far?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Oh it is not like that upon leaving. Hell a good portion of them trailered their bikes down. I did because it's fucking freezing on the road from north to south and you don't get warm until you hit Jacksonville! Yeah, I'm a wuss. I like to be comfortable and not freeze.

[Rhubarb]

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* Twitchin Kitten looks around for Rhubarb to help slap BS upside the head for a narrow minded view of large groups of people riding together from one place to the next.

So I'm here TK
Your idea of bikers is Sooooo different to ours. As you will see I'm counting down to the weekly event in our town. Its for all types, classic, vintage, sports, scooters (anyone heard of the Mod's and Rockers?) custom, daily rides, small bikes, tourers, weird and trike. It's all bikers and they bring their families and friends. The holidaymakers actually get bussed in!

Yea and there is the gangs, but they 'lost' in the fun and they are not like the US gangs by any means.
The Hog 'chapters'(bless 'em) spend a fortune on charity runs (teddys for terminal sick kids/Easter bunny run/mistletoe run/Air Day....). The Help the Hero's Campaign will have 10,003 bikers at Wootten Bassett on our Mothering Sunday (14th March). 6 mothers of dead soldiers asked for a little bit of help and that's what they got.

My son belongs to a club, without them out last year would have been total shit. They were there as extra fathers for him when his sister died, talking to him when his own father was too wrapped in his own grieve, getting him out on his bike, just riding and riding. They were our body-guards when unwanted interests appeared (the press, snoopers and gawkers). They stood at the back of Christine's funeral to ready kindly 'evict' certain people I requested didn't attend (they wisely did as asked).
They carried my mother on a Pan European to the site we chose for her ashes because she couldn't walk and the path was...well wasn't, more a rough track.
When my son got taken out by a car and fractured both femurs, they 'bullied' him into getting better and help the nurses feed him, dress him and make him see a future.
Pete has done time, ok and Dave is a walking wall. They were Rockers in the 60's. Brian and Tony were (are) in the Police as bike patrol. Phil and Teefy were Mod's.
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They look after each other and if you had to ride the roads over here then you would see All bikers look after each other.

Our testing system is really rigid. CBT's expire after 2 years, there are 4 parts to the full licence. Just 2 for a car.
When we are out on the road bigger bikes 'protect' smaller bikes. Many a time I've been out and get a nod from a Ninja who keeps that pressing Audi off my back at 60mph, or a nod from a Fireblade at the traffic lights. They don't care I'm a silly 50 year old woman on L-plates. When I get on the school bike for module 2, I may be in the minority, usually 1 in 10 women ride but I get treated as an equal.

Most girls at our Bike Nights, are stunners riding or pillion, not fat, tattooed cheap 'sluts'. Some men do have that 'midlife' crisis, with 'totty' on pillion, then you find she's his daughter! We are friends with a 'Hells Angel' (over here for his health) whose has calmed so much when he rides the quay on his custom Harley his wife is knitting stuff for the grandchildren on the back of it!

[lady cop]

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Oh it is not like that upon leaving. Hell a good portion of them trailered their bikes down. I did because it's fucking freezing on the road from north to south and you don't get warm until you hit Jacksonville! Yeah, I'm a wuss. I like to be comfortable and not freeze.

i have seen them do that on atlantic ave. on the last sunday... a big loud herd. true many trailered down.