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RE: Kill The Birdie - Twitchin Kitten - 08-16-2010
* Twitchin Kitten hires Wile E Coyote to make one of his special contraptions that he tries to kill the Road Runner with and he builds a fantastic rocket. He's set up on top of it and it's hurtling toward the top of the reactor. He snags birdie just before he's dropped into the reactor.
RE: Kill The Birdie - LKTraz - 08-16-2010
*Pssstttt.......you saved it now whatcha gonna do to kill the birdie?*
RE: Kill The Birdie - Twitchin Kitten - 08-16-2010
Dope - the Coyote is going to eat it. He snagged it to eat it.
He's always after birds to eat! Your turn.
RE: Kill The Birdie - Rhubarb - 08-16-2010
Acme Co. turn up to haul off Coyote for non-payment on his PayPal, leaving Birdie with a huge pile of Dynamite to play with and a small cigarette lighter.
RE: Kill The Birdie - Flamethrower - 09-01-2010
I walk over and confiscate the lighter from birdie.
Then I back off a bit, tell birdie "Let me show you how its done and fire up my OWN little "lighter". After taking careful aim on the pile of explosives I pull the trigger unleashing a stream of lovely flaming napalm directly at it and birdie.
RE: Kill The Birdie - Rhubarb - 09-01-2010
The fallout is a total success!
The explosion builds up a huge cloud taking birdie, Flamethrower, Twitchin Kitten, LKTraz, Rhubarb and anyone who was thinking of BBQ chicken upwards and outwards.
Everyone is cindered, surprised and soot covered.
Birdie is still sling shot-ing out towards the Moon.
Anyone?
RE: Kill The Birdie - Twitchin Kitten - 09-01-2010
* Twitchin Kitten is piloting the Space Shuttle with a big net sticking out the window to snag Birdie.
* Twitchin Kitten puts Birdie in the cargo bay and heads back toward Earth's Mt. Etna in Italy. Holding Birdie out the window and drops him into the mouth of the volcano...
RE: Kill The Birdie - Rhubarb - 09-02-2010
Where Rhubarb is waiting with a tanker of Cola and an outer of Mentos
This creates a Fizzy avalanche with Birdie skiiing straight into town........and a Pizza Hut, where the bases are just ready for the oven.
RE: Kill The Birdie - BarEdul - 09-02-2010
with an oven mitt and a fire proof thermal suit I scoop the birdie from this flaming fizzing mess only to promptly insert a grenade into said birdies beak and pull the pin while lofting him into the local sausage grinder at the meat shop.
RE: Kill The Birdie - LKTraz - 09-12-2010
* LKTraz deftly zings a Frisbee at birdie and simultaneously knocks the grenade free and sends birdie spinning on the edge of the Frisbee which it's beak is now impaling and hurtling away from the grinder and toward the electrostatic poultry kill room!