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RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 10-27-2013
(10-27-2013, 09:40 AM)Rhubarb Wrote: I've just chased a zombie down the driveway with a crochet hook
*Coming round here when I'm busy
What does that really mean?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 10-27-2013
(10-27-2013, 05:51 PM)twisteroo Wrote:(10-27-2013, 09:40 AM)Rhubarb Wrote: I've just chased a zombie down the driveway with a crochet hook
*Coming round here when I'm busy
What does that really mean?
Like it says.
I'm taking a breather from painting Christine's room and sat crocheting a baby blanket. It begins to rain and I've got towels out on the washing line blowing dry. Dash out to rescue said towels and there is a skinny spotty kid in a suit walking down the drive to the kitchen door. He has one of those politicians grins and starts one of 'those' speeches.
So I chase him down the driveway with my crochet hook.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 10-27-2013
Cool, you should have hooked his eyes out or something, but I actually thought it was some messed up code for masturbation or something.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - BarEdul - 10-28-2013
Geeze I thought my daughter was the reason there are no zombies. Seems she is always telling me she is actually gainfully employed as our local areas only legit and effective zombie exterminator. (hence) Why I never see zombies. However kudos to you for making use of effective unusual brain gauging tools like crochet needles! Plus one on the creativity scale. I want you to joi my survivalist cult.. (Oh did I mention I have been away a long time and the company I kept mixed including nerds, teenagers, drunk dutchmen...and other scary things?) I also may be beyond help...nowherever did I leave the rat poison and food chopper?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 10-28-2013
Revolver loaded. Metal rod by the doors. I am prepared.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 10-28-2013
(10-27-2013, 07:10 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Cool, you should have hooked his eyes out or something, but I actually thought it was some messed up code for masturbation or something.
Well
you would.Going round to have tea with BarEdul
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 10-28-2013
By having tea, you mean masturbation, right?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 06:18 PM)twisteroo Wrote: By having tea, you mean masturbation, right?
By tea I mean
That stuff that is almost impossible to obtain in the US with milk (to keep you employed)Are you feeling left out?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 10-28-2013
Hey, I gave you some nice tea!
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 06:23 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: Are you feeling left out?Only if I'm being left out of a masturbation circle or something.:p