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LOL damn you. You don't like me nearly enough. Sorry
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03-10-2010, 07:25 PM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2010, 07:26 PM by Havoc.)
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Oh boy a child support discussion, let me tell you how I swindled my first wife and the only wife I had natural born children with.

Immediately upon our seperation, I went and bought another house, set up bedrooms for each of the kids, opened savings accounts and put 150.00 a month into each (two kids) sold my toy race car, bought a family mini van, enrolled them into an insurance program, paid for piano and guitar lessons, and then let her go ahead and take me to court and ask for child support.

about 4 months later !!

The judge almost gave me the kids and told her to be happy with 50 bucks a month per child.

ordered me to keep up the insurance and put whatever I could into their savings accounts monthly.

you see child support is about being a parent, if you do what a parent does then you have settled the issue for the most part.

Moms are not the only ones who can be parents.

by the way this was in 1983, and the rest is history.
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Havoc Wrote:...the only wife I had natural born children with.

Have you had a wife that you had unnatural born children with?
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(03-10-2010, 07:31 PM)Twilla Wrote:
Havoc Wrote:...the only wife I had natural born children with.

Have you had a wife that you had unnatural born children with?

I haver had two other wives that I had step children with, My second wife had three kids when we married we adopted a fourth from korea my wife died in 1995, I remarried in 1998 and this wife has 1 daughter.

I have two natural born children, the rest are either adopted or step children.
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03-10-2010, 09:12 PM
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I'm glad spring is getting here.
But I'm not liking all of the yard work that I have been doing for the last 3 days.
My back hurts, my hands hurt!!!!!
I need a nap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot tub is calling me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(03-10-2010, 09:12 PM)kbear Wrote: I'm glad spring is getting here.
But I'm not liking all of the yard work that I have been doing for the last 3 days.
My back hurts, my hands hurt!!!!!
I need a nap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot tub is calling me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww.....It's worth it though ......right? Drinks I saw an old guy last weekend shoveling snow off his yard and tossing it in the road. I honked and waved and he gave me the bird. Kez
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(03-10-2010, 07:03 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: LOL damn you. You don't like me nearly enough. Sorry

Awwwwww.........Heart kissy-kissy Hiney
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(03-10-2010, 07:35 PM)Havoc Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 07:31 PM)Twilla Wrote:
Havoc Wrote:...the only wife I had natural born children with.

Have you had a wife that you had unnatural born children with?

I haver had two other wives that I had step children with, My second wife had three kids when we married we adopted a fourth from korea my wife died in 1995, I remarried in 1998 and this wife has 1 daughter.

I have two natural born children, the rest are either adopted or step children.

Frank would not approve.
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03-11-2010, 10:05 AM
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Noon haircut. I've a screaming migraine. Dylan disappeared on me.

I was hoping things would be better but I guess these are the kinds of weeks you just have to suffer through to the end!
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(03-10-2010, 10:22 PM)Twilla Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 07:35 PM)Havoc Wrote:
(03-10-2010, 07:31 PM)Twilla Wrote:
Havoc Wrote:...the only wife I had natural born children with.

Have you had a wife that you had unnatural born children with?

I haver had two other wives that I had step children with, My second wife had three kids when we married we adopted a fourth from korea my wife died in 1995, I remarried in 1998 and this wife has 1 daughter.

I have two natural born children, the rest are either adopted or step children.

Frank would not approve.

Yeah according to wanky frank the moral guardian, you are highly abnormal, unusual and quite frankly a dope with your out of wedlock step kids.

Jesus I am so glad we don't have to read anymore shit like that every fucking day.
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