(03-05-2010, 02:13 PM)Loricat Wrote:

(03-05-2010, 01:34 PM)Black Sun Wrote: Maybe you're pregnant?

Bite your tongue!

I had my tubes tied 10 years ago so I can't be pregnant.

10 years is the magic number on tubal ligations. I know several women who got pregnant ten years after they tied 'em.

(03-05-2010, 02:53 PM)Black Sun Wrote:

(03-05-2010, 01:43 PM)twisteroo Wrote: 132 ounce cup of coffee.

What?, how much is that?, try using non-medieval measurements.

How many hogs feet to the goats head in Hicksville this week?

Yes, everyone and anything that does something you don't understand is a Hick or hillbilly. It's a friggin quart. 4 of those make a gallon. Want a conversion chart so you can deal with it?

Hey everyone, Black Sun is here now, time to conform to his standards, forget where you live and how you do things, he's the authority and his word is final.

Forget about that, isn't anyone concerned that Twist had a gallon plus size container of coffee?

(03-05-2010, 03:22 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Hey everyone, Black Sun is here now, time to conform to his standards, forget where you live and how you do things, he's the authority and his word is final.

Finally common sense prevails.

(03-05-2010, 03:01 PM)ralgith Wrote:

(03-05-2010, 02:53 PM)Black Sun Wrote:

(03-05-2010, 01:43 PM)twisteroo Wrote: 132 ounce cup of coffee.

What?, how much is that?, try using non-medieval measurements.

How many hogs feet to the goats head in Hicksville this week?

You trying to say that you don't know what a fluid ounce is?

1 fluid oz = 1 cubic centimeter you twit

Better than pints and quarts...

Over here we use millilitres and litres.

And just to finally blow your mind we use kilometres instead of miles.

Base 10 systems of measurement are all the rage.

There is no way in hell that I could be pregnant. I also had another procedure, not a hysterectomy, a few years ago that made it impossible for me to ever get pregnant.

I would slit my own throat if I found out I was pregnant.

(03-05-2010, 04:11 PM)Loricat Wrote: I also had another procedure, not a hysterectomy, a few years ago that made it impossible for me to ever get pregnant.

You shoved a cork in it?

(03-05-2010, 03:51 PM)Twilla Wrote: Forget about that, isn't anyone concerned that Twist had a gallon plus size container of coffee?

LOL I didn't catch that! My mind read it as 1 32oz coffee

(03-05-2010, 04:12 PM)Black Sun Wrote:

(03-05-2010, 04:11 PM)Loricat Wrote: I also had another procedure, not a hysterectomy, a few years ago that made it impossible for me to ever get pregnant.

You shoved a cork in it?

She had an addadicktomy.

(03-05-2010, 04:11 PM)Loricat Wrote: I would slit my own throat if I found out I was pregnant.

I...I....I, think I love you.

(03-05-2010, 03:51 PM)Twilla Wrote: Forget about that, isn't anyone concerned that Twist had a gallon plus size container of coffee?

I would be scared if I was sticking that to my lips. Hitting a boomp would have a whole different meaning.