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02-14-2014, 07:51 PM
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(02-14-2014, 07:25 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [Image: sweaty10.jpg]

Rofl that cracked me up and I literally laughed out loud!

thanks twist, i needed that
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I actually know two women Between them they have twelve children.. One is still thinking of having more and way young enough to do so... When going away (husbands included) to dinner that is 18 to serve as a waitress. HMMM and that's without grandparent's aunt's uncles and others... umm I had one personally with my spouse.. can you say I AIN"T FUCKING paying for that meal NOT even at MC CHEAPS!
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Don't you need to have the vag retreaded after the first 5?
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Maybe the doctor shouldn't retread, stitching shut should be an option at that point.. these people aren't even mormon!
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(02-14-2014, 07:19 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: LOL Look at the family car - the big bus.
Where do you suppose they park the bus?Giggle

I wonder if her pussy has overhead lighting like the Holland tunnel?
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What's with all this dislike of two otherwise healthy, productive, balanced people having tons of children?

These days such people have two or three while the unwashed crank out litters of them.
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Oh it's not that I really dislike the freaks, I just like making fun of that vagina that could be used to smuggle an extended family of Mexicans into the US.
Jesus, that thing must just fucking howl when there is a good wind blowing.Hysterical
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(02-17-2014, 07:58 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Oh it's not that I really dislike the freaks, I just like making fun of that vagina that could be used to smuggle an extended family of Mexicans into the US.
Jesus, that thing must just fucking howl when there is a good wind blowing.Hysterical

Probably a low frequency note. Kinda like Luray Caverns when the wind is just right.

I'll bet that the sex is "military style". She says "FALL IN!" and he has no choice in the matter.
Guess he just plays hell with the sides.
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(02-17-2014, 08:22 PM)LKTraz Wrote: I'll bet that the sex is "military style". She says "FALL IN!" and he has no choice in the matter.
I will try to use that joke in conversation tomorrow.Rofl
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