12-29-2013, 11:25 PM
Life must be difficult without a spine
Where to avoid canibalism on your travels
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12-30-2013, 05:54 PM
0 Pattycake
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12-31-2013, 02:43 PM
0 Well.........
Fiji is the only place on that list I would want to go to and since I have absolutely no resemblance to any kind of islander I think I'd be quite safe. The rest of those places are like Twist said........complete third world shitholes.
12-31-2013, 09:33 PM
0 I would shy away from eating people flesh unless I was starving. It's not so much the gross factor or being taboo or anything it's the fact that humans are some gross nasty fucking creatures with polluted bodies. Can you imagine trying someone that eats like a fucking sewer rat? Man, people like that have breath that stinks, what does that do to the flesh? At least most animals have a clean diet, except bears and raccoons and other scroungy trash eaters and nobody really goes outta their way to eat shit like bears anyway.
I imagine people taste like shit disease infested shit.
01-01-2014, 01:28 AM
0 (12-31-2013, 09:33 PM)twisteroo Wrote: I would shy away from eating people flesh unless I was starving. It's not so much the gross factor or being taboo or anything it's the fact that humans are some gross nasty fucking creatures with polluted bodies. Can you imagine trying someone that eats like a fucking sewer rat? Man, people like that have breath that stinks, what does that do to the flesh? At least most animals have a clean diet, except bears and raccoons and other scroungy trash eaters and nobody really goes outta their way to eat shit like bears anyway. ... black bear burger is actually quite good when prepared and cooked right
01-01-2014, 07:27 AM
0 I imagine people burger would be OK too if you spiced it up and cooked it right, but we are still trash eaters like the bears, the bear is less likely to have the aids or herpes or the hep C, some other fucked up shit that I wouldn't want to eat though.
01-01-2014, 12:37 PM
0 (01-01-2014, 07:27 AM)twisteroo Wrote: I imagine people burger would be OK too if you spiced it up and cooked it right, but we are still trash eaters like the bears, the bear is less likely to have the aids or herpes or the hep C, some other fucked up shit that I wouldn't want to eat though. Difference being the wild animals' digestive systems are designed for the diet they eat. Human digestive systems are overloaded and overwhelmed by the shit we eat. I wolf can eat half rotten meat without any ill effects because they're designed to. People are just nasty disgusting creatures who eat things any healthy animal with access to better food would shit on.
01-01-2014, 01:43 PM
0 I've seen what pigs eat. Omnivores like us and they'll eat anything people feed them. They are far from picky. I heard humans taste like pork.
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