Take it anyway you want. I just want that goddamn room finished. It's 2 1/2 years now. I need the room for when Trudi comes over.

(03-09-2012, 09:26 AM)twisteroo Wrote: Geeze Kim, if I were like 800 miles closer and not so married......

Phone his wife, she will send him gift wrapped I bet

Quote:That blow up doll is kinda hot, where can I get one?

You mean you haven't got one?

Got my boss's wife tonight
She phoned to get a lift home in their nice new car (arrived yesterday).
'David?' I asked 'Was he suppose to be in today after the doctors?'

she went very quiet.
He had gone for a blood test and he was delighted to hear all the abuse he had given his liver on the last golf trip hasn't been discovered yet.

'Our doctor' (we all have same one only by coincidence) decided David will have to have both his feet amputated and french castors fitted

(03-09-2012, 03:39 PM)Rhubarb Wrote:

(03-09-2012, 09:26 AM)twisteroo Wrote: Geeze Kim, if I were like 800 miles closer and not so married......

Phone his wife, she will send him gift wrapped I bet

Quote:That blow up doll is kinda hot, where can I get one?

You mean you haven't got one?

Well, I don't have the chocolate variety......yet.

There's nothing like a little food poisoning after dinner

So last night we go to IKEA - I'm jazzed. I wanted to load up on some kitchen items, check out some bathroom sinks and cabinets and hit the restaurant for their awesome meatballs. We missed the restaurant (that's why we ended up at the diner at 10 PM) and I gotta tell you, they really chopped down on their stock / merchandise. Got a few bargains though. This store never ceases to amaze me.

I got a NICE terry robe for $20! and I know it's nice because I'm really picky about the clothing I purchase. I look at the stitching and how it's attached together for shits sake. Thanks Gran for that one! I can't get a nice robe here for less than $50. Bargain 1.

Some utensils for the kitchen - got the cheap ones to use as a trial and see how I like them. Then I'll splurge next trip up. The kitchen department is really slimmed down though, so much is gone. I guess even IKEA is hurting in this economy. Didn't make out with the cookware I wanted but I traded it off for the long searched for perfect container for milk storage. Now I can fit more in my 'fridge shelf! These are tall and skinny 2 quart containers. They take up the space of one next to each other. Nice.

My biggest item was to be new wood blinds for the living room window. I got them and I had that nagging feeling I was bringing those back. I am. they measure 22 3/4" and I need 24". I was hoping that they would just fit inside the frame but not even close enough. Damnit
These are REAL wood vs the fake plastic wood things they sell in Lowe's and Home Depot and instead of $30 - $40 per blind these are friggin $20 for the size (length) I needed too. Who the hell has 22" windows?

So we missed the restaurant by literally, 2 minutes We finish shopping and then head home looking for a diner or something along the way. None to be found until we hit home. So, instead of going to our usual Toms River diner, we hit the "New" Crystal diner instead. Why? 3G service so we can play dice. Don't order the turkey dinner there.

Hot diggity damn, I found one!!!

Cleaned my bike from inside out! Got the battery Mark bought for it, only to find it's the wrong one!
Drive down to the bike shop to exchange it only to see the owner driving towards me as I was pulling into the carpark. He waved!
Bugger */*** can't ride my bike for at least another 3 days