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10-17-2011, 11:10 AM
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Ok, So here it is. I went on a date with this guys.
He had tickets to the race last weekend. Asked me if I want to go. Ok. so I sure sounds like fun. Well as we talked and what not. He invites to be his date for weekend. Find I meet the guy. Afternoon is going good. I won't go into the whole lunch thing. Let's just say, Micd's is not were I want to go for lunch on first date. Well we get past that. So the day is going well. About 4 in the afternoon, the guys says to me I need a nap. I look at him. I say go take your nap. But I won't be here when you get up from your nap.

Off to home I go.

So what do you all think. What the hell was he thinking?? A nap!!!!
I was like dam dude I got dressed up so you can take a nap!!!!
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10-17-2011, 12:51 PM
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OMG Kim - what a douche.

I bet his "nap" was some lame way to try to get you to "nap" with him. I mean taking you to McDonald's surely had to impress you enough to coax an afternoon of sex out of you! Rofl
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10-17-2011, 02:38 PM
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Great googly moogly.........I was better heeled and considerably more subtle when I was in friggin high school!

McClownski's???? SERIOUSLY????????? Did he offer you the happy meal toy too? Sheesh!!!

What an epic loser!
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10-17-2011, 04:24 PM
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I had to think about this one.

Honestly Kim I thought you were going out with an 8 year old.
I used to go out with the son of the Coxswain of the Swanage lifeboat. We were 10 years old. After school we would walk down the hill to the town for a shared coke and a packet of crisps (chips to you) then if the tide was right we climb over the wall into the private beach to go rock pooling.

If his dad was working at the lifeboat slipway he would ask his dad if we could borrow his dad's dingy, but I stopped going out in it because although he would row out he expected me to row back. He was a big lad and the dingy dipped low in the water if he was in the stern.

Surprisingly after I got married I found he had married a girl I was at school with over here in Poole. They met at college. He would take her for a coke and fish and chips on Swanage front and take her out.........in his dad's boat.
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She was smitten, bless her.

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(10-17-2011, 12:51 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: OMG Kim - what a douche.

I bet his "nap" was some lame way to try to get you to "nap" with him. I mean taking you to McDonald's surely had to impress you enough to coax an afternoon of sex out of you! Rofl

I think the "nap" was more then just napping!!! But there is no way in hell was I going to put out for lunch at McDonalds's!!!!!!!! Even to see a race. He needs some better moves then that!!!!!

By the way I won't go into when he hugged me and rub my ass!!! I'm thinking what the hell. What a way to say hello!!!
I do know I'm in the South but come one.

The next day I got an email from asking me why was I a princess??? Must be the nice way of saying "bitch". I did not write back!!!! Hell I know it has been a long time that I dated. But I didn't know I had to put out on the first date.
Come on guys give me some help here. Are you are all like that?? Or did I just meet an really odd one??? I'm thinking he is an odd one!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-17-2011, 06:34 PM
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(10-17-2011, 05:18 PM)kbear Wrote: Are you are all like that??

Absolutely not!

For instance - I always take a nap

before going to Mickey D's.

Wacko

I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
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10-17-2011, 06:50 PM
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Kim, he's a pig and not all men are like that.

Get a gun and carry it with you on your next date.
Answer the email asking him why he's such a pig. IF he shows up at your door again "trying" to make things "right", point that gun in his face and run his sorry ass out of town.
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10-17-2011, 06:55 PM
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What a scumbag, I wouldn't expect a woman to put out for anything less than Applebee's.Biggrin
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10-18-2011, 03:41 AM
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He's a douchebag.

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You're quite the charmer Twist.
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