So last night I had to help Matt with a job. It just so happens the house is across the street from Bum Rogers - the home of the BEST garlic crabs in NJ. We usually get them to go but today we decide to stay and eat. Big mistake! We had the worst waitress on the planet. Seems we always get the worst one when we dine there.

So, we cut our dinner short, bagged up the leftovers and took a walk on the beach. I took the camera too because I wanted to take photos of the job for his website but those didn't work out. The house isn't quite furnished and the images don't exactly show off the work if there is nothing to contrast a black TV against a bare white wall.

So while sitting in the truck for awhile I saw:
Fatties coming off the beach:
   

The Big Kahuna (I got the pic too late--- had to zoom after he passed but it's an old surfer dude with a long board. Rare to see long boards here.
   

After the job it was off to Bum Rogers -
I had the garlic crabs aribiatta
   

Condos on the beach:
   

Toward England! I can almost see Cornwall! Hi Gail!
   

Look! Baby Spicoli's! (these kids were about 15 years old learning to surf)
Catching some 'tasty waves' -
   

The water was gorgeous, clear and so warm!
   

But lots of dead little jellyfish on the sand
   

On the way home we found someone who was pretty pissed at a judge!
   

Cool pics, I bet those little Spicolis are fucking punks.

I bet they are little wannabe punks.

I am going to a wedding in the next couple weeks at the beach, I will try and get topless pictures of ugly women that cackle when they are touched in the ribcage with a piece of bacon hard from the night before. If I am lucky I may get a leg shot with juicy cellulite from afar. But wish me luck at any rate. Loves dem crab legs I do!

Have fun. If Matt and I ever wind up actually getting married, we're going to do it Pirate Style on the beach - grog and all.

(08-02-2010, 09:11 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Have fun. If Matt and I ever wind up actually getting married, we're going to do it Pirate Style on the beach - grog and all.

There are lots a pirate weddings here, because pirates are Poole!

We are going to one at the weekend, one of the soldiers Mark feeds and one of the Naafi girls. The reception is on an island in the River Stour, sounds so romantic
Must remember the mozzie repellant.

Take pics!

(08-03-2010, 05:05 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Take pics!

I don't know if its a pirate wedding though Joan- the dress code is low key. We are going to a vintage Japanese bike party on the sunday, so we have to stay sober-(ish).

Gotcha! Your post made it sound like you were going to a pirate wedding. Oh well. Forget the pics.

There has got to be any angry pirate joke here somewhere.